Vit

none of that tiger or palm tree nonsense here chap

[ʟᴀɪɴ ɪᴡᴀᴋᴜʀᴀ ɢʀᴏʏᴘᴇʀ @lain_groyper]

Epstein begged a girl to not send him underage porn, you can't make ts up

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Gianni Infantino has given football associations until the 19th September to back his plan to sell off part of FIFA to private investors with a $40m incentive to accept, a letter has revealed 🚨

[kell @karolinassorrow]

"i was married at your age" mfs if they played during the avoidant attachment era

[Sanny Rudravajhala @Sanny_Rudra]

On overweight bloke cheating at village cricket has got more coverage and views in a day than The Hundred has in its six years

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump takes issue with the Lindsey Graham eulogy he's reading: "Virtually everyone liked Lindsey. Well, not everybody. But it sounds good. I have to be honest. I have to veer from this for a second."

[John Schmoney @JohnSchmoney]

“Give me money or I’ll kill myself”

“Okay here you go”

>does it anyway

[leftpain @left_plain]

Oh, and 007? Do try not to call them “foids” this time…

[Vit @jerichom4kelele]

“Only 9%”

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

This man is a buffoon.

Only 9% of working-age Britons claim disability benefits.

That's about 1 in 11.

Not even close to a quarter.

He's a former Labour MP who got a gig at the Telegraph precisely because he's happy to spread nonsense which whips up division.

[max tempers @maxtempers]

Been requested to split it by the matches where Devine (the slip clicker) played, and it's even more stark.

39 keeper catches in 13 matches with Devine
5 keeper catches in 7 without

[Marlowe @PMarlowe1939]

My wife: “we should move out of London, for a better quality of life”

Also my wife, when visiting small town Wales: “will the co-op have acacia honey?”

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

remember it takes 2 people to ruin a relationship

her and her mother for raising her that way

you did nothing wrong bro

[Charlie Herbert @CharlieHerb9]

Saltburn CC’s first slip tomorrow morning:

[The Truth @TruthBerner34]

Kobe probably looking up telling him not to do it

[Chamath Palihapitiya @chamath]

Marijuana is disgusting. Regular use is a one way door to becoming a retard and a loser.

Go out. Have a glass of wine. Be social. Get some sun. Take an uber. Fin.

[Ibn Baller @IbnBaller1]

Football is a game of competing worldviews

Mourinho, a dialectician, coaches his teams to absorb and return offensive energy

Pep, a separatist and Third Worldist, neuters physical dominance through soft possession

Klopp, a SocDem, pairs collectivist pressing with star forwards

[Ben Mummery @ben_mummery]

@Saltburncc First slip clicks his fingers to imitate an edge, bat nowhere near it and given out.
This is about the worst case of cheating I’ve ever seen in cricket.
Apparently, their keeper has a huge amount of catches this season.
@talkSPORT @bbctms @SkyCricket
@TailendersPod

[Comrade Stump @GranTorinoDSA]

Niggas really thought No Chance in Hell was just a theme song.

[Ma Wukong 马悟空 @Ma_WuKong]

Teoría: Vinicius murió tiroteado en una favela, tras su desastrosa actuación mundialista, y el Real Madrid ha contratado a un doble para no perder dinero.

El Arsenal va a fichar a un camerunés que trabajaba en las obras de Valdebebas.

Enésima genialidad de su Florentineza.

[Baz @baz_2939]

One of their opposing batsman called the behaviour out as well. You can see the fatty at first slip (Brian Devine) click with his fingers covered @Saltburncc @NorthallertonCC

[max tempers @maxtempers]

Very radicalised by Saltburn CC-gate. I went through all 20 matches the 2nd XI has played this year. When J. Bowes is keeping wicket, they take nearly four times as many keeper catches per match. Just completely implausible.