Piss Jerichunk

I make rude songs about wrestling. Obviously a parody account Twitter, fuck off with your damn rules.

[FAT ASSHOLE DAVE @MRFATASSTOU]

LAST NIGHT I RELEASED SUCH FOUL GAS IN MY SLEEP WHEN I WOKE UP I THOUGHT MY DOG HAD SHIT IN THE FLOOR.

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@imonwwe I can only urinate if I am fully submerged in water

[slim @imonwwe]

the big show could probably smuggle a bucket of chicken into a movie theater under his foreskin

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@imonwwe God? I AM GOD!

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@imonwwe Diet Faygo in my wicked Juggalo veins

[snarling @SNARLING_]

Just ignore them dude. None of these people listen to Poison Idea. They don’t fuck with GISM. Pay them no mind. They aren’t familiar with Anti-Cimex, and they aren’t worth your time.

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@imonwwe Diabeto pulling the sugar out of people's bodies at the Dairy Queen

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

I wish GG Allin had lived and gone full MAGA so I could watch old republican white ladies pretend to like it when he sang Bite It You Scum and threw shit at them

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@imonwwe This record is worth a few days in jail for shoplifting

[Cream Pied Piper @EmoPrincessBen]

Yeah I have PTSD…
Penis
That
Sucks
Dickthroughmyass

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@imonwwe 24 inch python brother

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@imonwwe I make this face when I fart

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@imonwwe Alice gets guillotined, Criss Angel descends from the rafters in a Jesus pose screaming "MIND FREEEEEEAK"

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@imonwwe Wrestling is real, the world is fake

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@imonwwe

[slim @imonwwe]

when chris jericho isnt pretending to wrestle he tours with his band and pretends he can sing

[slim @imonwwe]

im not gay but i love me some BBC (british broadcasting corporation)

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@imonwwe Typo, should read "It wasn't, but sex"

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@imonwwe The worm

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@fleshsimulator I've seen Thee Oh Sees and Lightning Bolt. Same venue, obvs not the same night. Lightning Bolt were louder but I imagine being physically closer to their amps is part of that. Second time I saw Lightning Bolt was at a larger venue and it wasn't anywhere near as loud.