Jerkeye

Dr. Salt

I want to visit strange and exotic malls.

[🔞🍆 Girth Apprentice 🍆🔞 @Tekken3Enjoyer]

Logging onto twitter

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@LGUS As a "TV Owner"
I want a "Smart service"
So that I "can't just turn on my TV and use it"

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@LGUS with the new software update my TV gets stuck on the new menu instead of going to the most recently used input, any fix for this?

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@BillCorbett 'no rules streetfighting' = some kid punched him in the face in 6th grade

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@RussFrushtick Reported

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@JasonIsbell Bookmarking this tweet for the next time I name a player in MLB The Show

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@EyePatchGuy Dude looks like a GI Joe figure left in a hot car

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@johnmoe I admire his determination

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

my loved ones can never know that this is what my mind will see before I take my final breath rather than their faces

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My wife wants to do a coffee table book of all the screenshots she's taken when she's playing Xbox, panics, and hits the wrong button.

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@dasharez0ne Oh shit you got my ass

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Everyone at King Charles’ coronation looks like a Dark Souls character before they turned bad

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@EyePatchGuy At least Chipotle knows what an avocado is

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@EyePatchGuy Hold up...is there a brit there trying to say something about Mexican food?

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@Fred_Delicious @MikeDrucker I think dril has a better than 0 chance to burn this fucking website to the ground

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@BestBuySupport Hey why am I getting an email every damn day telling me an item I looked at last week is still available?

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@Nussy1664 Math fact: numbers only went up to 10 until Career Opportunities came out. As soon as they saw this shot in the trailer, mathematicians got to work inventing larger numbers, such as 11 and 27.

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@stephentotilo @Wario64 QUICK before they sign, someone tell Sega it isn't 2011.