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@NHendizadeh Try having 6

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@Gosleepriya Debt

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@Gosleepriya Trump

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@Gosleepriya Depression

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@kakarPathan_ Does a bear shit in the woods? Does a duck waddle? Does a wild trapped penis get cock blocked?

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@DonaldTrumpnq Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasaasssasaaaaaaaa

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@Matt_Pinner Easy… ex MIL

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@Matt_Pinner Ex wife’s sister

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@herotimeszero Asshat

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@NHendizadeh Do deserts HAVE to be sweet? Can they be savory?

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@hwinkler4real I trust my dogs opinions over many humans I’ve known for years.

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@RandallHead1 @Angry_Staffer I wonder sometimes if he gets enough oxygen

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@FightKarnivore Discipline.

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@JVal48103 I refused to buy a new wallet until my (then) 4 year old gave me one for Father’s Day. She’s 15 now and I still have it in my pocket.

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@AMAZlNGNATURE A menstruating Sasquatch

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@TRHLofficial Who can afford bread? Or ketchup?

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@clutchofficial Since this post, I’ve been able to get “Corner Hotel.” Now I will start the quest for the only other grail I’m missing- a copy of “Pitchfork “ and the self released comp

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@clutchofficial Got mine, but what I’d like to know is when the remaining live albums will get a re release? Live at the Corner Hotel remains elusive from my collection

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@lippyent I was told the day after I turned 40 I’d be a granddad.

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@kirawontmiss My guess was the roaches backup

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@RichardChizmar Y know I’d buy the It and Secretary if I could afford it