Jerod Keevican

Autism dad, IT person, disabled veteran, Texas expat, bi, atheist. I guess I'm also a wannabe pundit now. I don't feed trolls, trolls feed me. (he/him/his)

[Jerod Keevican @jerod_keevican]

Remember, Remember, the 5th of November (2024)

Remember, remember, the 5th of November,
Democracy shall be fraught.
I see no reason
Why GOP treason
Should ever be forgot.
Don Trump, Don Trump the would be king,
He desires all to bow and kiss his ring.
Autocracy, oh what a crock,
Democracy is on the block!
By our will, he will be sent home,
Or to jail, behind bars of chrome.
Rise up! Rise up! Our voices will be heard!
Rise up! Rise up!
Our freedom, undeterred!

[Jerod Keevican @jerod_keevican]

Oh look, @POTUS is being overtly racist on live TV. It must be a day that ends in y.

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Oh look, @POTUS is lying during his cabinet meeting. It must be a day that ends in y. Does he really think we're all so dumb that we can't see through his lies, deflections, and name calling? What a putz.

[Jerod Keevican @jerod_keevican]

@PWBread @kferrDC @fuckyouiquit There's also getting promoted, but having to wait months for the pay bump from the promotion. Happened to me recently, I was in the role for five months before I saw a dime of my increased pay. Drastically different job responsibilities from my previous role. No back pay either.

[Jerod Keevican @jerod_keevican]

@antitheistdad No. It's up to the person claiming the existence of something to provide proof of that existence, not the person doubting that claim.

[Jerod Keevican @jerod_keevican]

@Suzierizzo1 Depends on the day of the week. Yesterday it was $3.29. Today it was $2.89. Cheapest day is Wednesdays; my gas station usually increases the discount for rewards members since it's the day most folks are least likely to buy gas.

[Jerod Keevican @jerod_keevican]

@SusanKBradford @Miggataur @Angry_Staffer Let's be real, he hates the idea that anyone but him gets paid at all, and views it as a necessary evil to get products or services he can't or won't do himself. And if he thinks he can get away without paying for said products or services, he won't pay for them.

[Jerod Keevican @jerod_keevican]

@Ronindrake2 @fuckyouiquit Same for veterans. If we have any injuries, mental or physical, we're supposed to die after we're done serving.

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@totalcoverage @fuckyouiquit No. But he does place more value on property and possessions than he does life.

[Jerod Keevican @jerod_keevican]

@SecDef is renaming the USNS Harvey Milk. During #PrideMonth, no less. Let's be real, this is a message to all LGBTQ service members and veterans: he doesn't think we should exist, and will do everything he can to erase us. Roger Lima Charlie, #BlueFalcon.

[Jerod Keevican @jerod_keevican]

@u_n_l_0_c_k_e_d @fuckyouiquit This started with Apple in 2020, with Android manufacturers following in 2021. They said it was to be more environmentally friendly, but they also add new power requirements with each gen, so they end up upselling new chargers if you want to keep your phone under warranty.

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@gtconway3d Let me get this right... Not only was he engaging in highly inappropriate workplace conduct for a construction site, much less a law firm, he admitted it and told federal judges the story? Why do I openly admit to growing up in Texas again?

[Jerod Keevican @jerod_keevican]

Can @realDonaldTrump make any speech without making it about himself? Listening to his Arlington cemetery address thinking he'd keep his remarks to honoring the fallen. Nope, that mook started talking about "his" Olympics and World Cup, immigration, and the Bidens living rent free in his head. None of his crew has the stuggots to tell him it's disrespectful to do that at a memorial service. #MemorialDay

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Went to @MyKingSoopers this morning to stock up on Superbowl snacks, saw a picket line. Turns out workers are on strike for unfair labor practices. There may not be a union for my field, but I'll be damned if I'm going to cross a picket line. @UFCW @UFCW_7 #Strike #LaborPower

[Jerod Keevican @jerod_keevican]

Well then. I didn't have TFG announcing that the US will commit war crimes as a matter of foreign policy during primetime TV on my bingo card. I hope my brothers and sisters in arms over in the middle east are able to keep safe. TFG just painted a massive target on y'all.

[Jerod Keevican @jerod_keevican]

Got kids and voted Trump? Hope you can afford a good private school if you want them to have a chance at college and getting higher paying jobs. Even some trade schools require higher level maths and sciences to qualify. Bye bye DoEd. #Project2025 #WeToldYou

[Jerod Keevican @jerod_keevican]

If you're a veteran, or soon to be, and voted Trump, congrats, you F'd around and found out. If the courts decide his EO freezing funds is legal, we will lose VA programs designed to help us. But hey, at least you got to own the libs, right? #Project2025 #WeToldYouSo

[Jerod Keevican @jerod_keevican]

@opusgonemad @alkikodibear @fuckyouiquit When I was unemployed last year, COBRA through my former employer was $2200/month.

[VoteVets @votevets]

📢Okay, folks. We’re setting the record STRAIGHT. Here’s @Tim_Walz record.

Retweet and save this image. Share it with EVERYONE lying about Walz.

[Jerod Keevican @jerod_keevican]

Why does crowd size matter so much to you. Is it that you're a malignant narcissist who can't stand the idea that someone, anyone doesn't love you? And of course, the cameras pan on the audiences at your rallies, so we really do know your crowd sizes.

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@realDonaldTrump, as I listen to your meandering, lie filled, possibly cocaine or Adderall fueled press event (I see you sniffing like you got the coke drip), I'm more convinced than ever that a) you're very weird, and b) you are incapable of opening your mouth without lying.

[VoteVets @votevets]

Hey @JDVance, you have a lot of opinions on @Tim_Walz who honorably served our nation for 24 YEARS.

Where's your opinion on your running mate who dodged the draft 5 times, calls our war dead 'suckers and losers' and doesn't want to be seen with war-wounded?

We'll wait...