Jerry Cole

[Jerry Cole @jeromemcole]

@bsorryurwrong @CopsGoneWrong I bet it grips like a dying man's handshake.

[Jerry Cole @jeromemcole]

@ItsAllPoliticss Why are you slut shaming? If she wanted to take the 5 billion men up her butt, kudos to her and heroic too. Where does all this unjustified disgust come from?

But yeah, we need to stop having the pitchforks on the "frequently reordered" on our Amazon

[Jerry Cole @jeromemcole]

@RachelMoiselle How the fuck did the trans enter the chat?

[Jerry Cole @jeromemcole]

Instinct AI is a game changer. Standard marching orders: "When you buy me something on https://t.co/Bkm02gXWYp, penalize the five top sponsored items even if they come up organically."

Enshittification might have met its match via the other techbro hangover dump that is AI.

[Jerry Cole @jeromemcole]

@allie__voss The most obvious pigeonholing complex issue into strawmanned binaries, is your take. Personal morality and law *should* be two distinct concepts, and sex positivity doesn't revolve around collapsing the two.

[Jerry Cole @jeromemcole]

@mrfboyer @orangeblaze I could also go six months without sex, but controlling for everything else, I'd like to get my pecker wet.

[Jerry Cole @jeromemcole]

@mrfboyer Bullshit. I absolutely book flights based on Wifi

[Jerry Cole @jeromemcole]

@bschne You mean the last human whose next word it *could* predict? Count your negatives...

[Jerry Cole @jeromemcole]

@compliantvc Your friend's ass is cooled by his seats while he snarfs down a happy meal, riding high over all creation to an early, sudden death at 55 like God intended. You show up to work with a sweaty ass-crack and will slowly die over decades until your national pension goes bankrupt.

[Jerry Cole @jeromemcole]

@AntiochusIVFan @Libertymama888 @NYCMayor If praying for someone's death is such an assault, why not contend yourselves with praying right back for our deaths? Why the need for actual pogroms, executions, crusades, etc?

Wanting someone dead and making them dead are not the same.

[Jerry Cole @jeromemcole]

@Libertymama888 @NYCMayor According to you, Christians preach "equal souls before god," yet somehow Christianity was like the number one cause of death for European Jews for over a millennium. Kinda difficult to lay the blame for human shittiness at the feet of holy books.

[Jerry Cole @jeromemcole]

@JetBlue your promotional spam that comes from the same email address as booking emails, without an option to unsubscribe, means that I am never again booking a flight with you guys. I have only ever flown mint with you, and I'm walking away. Tell the greedy bastards in marketing

[Jerry Cole @jeromemcole]

@EthanMa60028442 @CrashDunning @MarieIsabellaB If we normalize giving CS people shit, they won't take it so personally. Pick a lane. You're either just doing a job, in which case let me rant, or you're part of the company, in which case fuck you. Comcast employees are genuinely proud of their jobs and we need to change that.

[Jerry Cole @jeromemcole]

@CrashDunning @MarieIsabellaB The idea that we have to treat customer-facing employees with respect is gaslighting by corporations who surround themselves with am underpaid human shield. If we drive up the cost of labor retention through abuse, their pay will go up and corps will feel the pain.

[Jerry Cole @jeromemcole]

Two things can be true. Natanyahu is prosecuting a genocide, and Mamdani's obsession with Israel is Islamic chauvinism.

[Jerry Cole @jeromemcole]

@lufthansa Did I mention you suck? You suck.

[Jerry Cole @jeromemcole]

@lufthansa holy shit do y'all suck these days. 4 flights over the last month, and all got last-minute shifted from a jet bridge to a bus shuttle gate which involved everyone running to the new gate, only to wait for unexplained delays without updates on the display or from crew.

[Jerry Cole @jeromemcole]

@lufthansa @lufthansa and y'all are gaslighting me that this was a weather delay. It wasn't. You didn't have a bus to take us to the remotely parked aircraft. That's a YOU problem

[Jerry Cole @jeromemcole]

@lufthansa You have 6 cs desks, only 4 occupied, only 2 serving clients. 40+ people waiting in line. At FRA Z14 service center

[Jerry Cole @jeromemcole]

@lufthansa Also, this is not an inconvenience. This is a total loss of faith. I fly business with you for years and now my travel agent has a standing order never to book with you again. I can't remember last time I had a positive experience with you. I will vote with my feet.

[Jerry Cole @jeromemcole]

@lufthansa Four out of four flights isn't "unexpected." You guys suck. You skimp on gate fees, get the cheapest slots, and get bumped behind all the budget airlines. Condor managed to clear three flights during your "unavoidable" delay for LH175 this morning. Stop gaslighting