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[jerry @jerrycar22]

i will never recover from the embarrassment of having to be a mormon teenager

[jerry @jerrycar22]

gordon ramsey did the same thing when his kids were young and no one got mad at him about it

[New York Post @nypost]

Nick Lachey claims ex Jessica Simpson flew in first class while her 3 kids sat in economy during 6-hour flight https://t.co/IGDfJVgvvY

[jerry @jerrycar22]

@KaylaSaysMore holo taco and popflex!

[jerry @jerrycar22]

@KaylaSaysMore if you are trans and pro-life you’re a fucking moron full offense

[jerry @jerrycar22]

@offbeatorbit britain has the highest rate of gi issues so

[jerry @jerrycar22]

TMZ if you’re going to lack integrity at least do it properly. the headline should be “Repeat Sex Offender Harrassing Baristas Commits Suicide to Avoid Being Convicted of Indecent Exposure and Sexual Harrassment”

[TMZ @TMZ]

Man Caught With Pants Down at Bikini Bean Coffee, Fatally Shoots Himself | Click to read more 👇 https://t.co/G9vUuXROkR

[jerry @jerrycar22]

@SoulfulBoxing @awalmartparking are you stupid or are you dumb

[jerry @jerrycar22]

@lilmamabigdrama feel like there’s a line between keeping am eye on kids while their parents complete tasks like talking to cashiers/receptionists or when they accidentally wander off vs becoming a proxy babysitter so an adult can have Phone Time at the doctor

[jerry @jerrycar22]

@awalmartparking do they make diet baja blast?

[jerry @jerrycar22]

@theashleyray his second or third cousin was a client at my job and she was literally evil we all cheered when she left

[jerry @jerrycar22]

if it’s a picture with just one the caption will be like, “love them so much! also the other one that’s not pictured here i love the exact same amount. they are both amazing i was just with one of them this day”

[jerry @jerrycar22]

i went to college w someone who’s in a throuple now and they’re always posting photos of the 3 of them like “love these guys! both of them! equally. each person individually i love them the same as the other one.”

[hazel norwood @wreckette]

sometimes you can tell a polycule is a competition to be the one who gets chosen when the Main One decides to go monogamous

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Today, I am announcing that as president, I will create a bipartisan council of advisors to give feedback on policy and inform my administration.

Our democracy needs a healthy two-party system.

[jerry @jerrycar22]

@sortaaud @ChappellRoan i try my best🥹💖

[jerry @jerrycar22]

the baristas turning up the music every morning so twerps like u don’t monopolize their seating for 12 hours a day just to buy one iced coffee and drink 30 cups of water

[Frederick Melo, Reporter/Axolotl @FrederickMelo]

Is there a polite way to tell a coffee shop clerk/owner “I and probably others would work remotely from your fine establishment if the music was lower, but I can’t hear myself think, let alone do phone interviews and Zoom calls here”?

[Lauren Mooney @mooneylwrites]

When I see landlords replying to tweets like this that "regulating us would actually collapse the whole market!!!" I think about how 19th century child labour was kept legal for ages bc factory owners kept saying All Business would Collapse if they couldn't pay pennies to orphans

[Coco @cocomarvgrows]

This is a masterpiece. This is the article/interview I’ve been waiting for. It covers all the bases, doesn’t downplay the seriousness and is eminently shareable with people who are not up-to-speed.
https://t.co/q9sLYFn7zw

[Comrade Ohio @ComradeOhio]

Today I'm thinking of Aaron Bushnell

[Macklemore @macklemore]

HIND’S HALL. Once it’s up on streaming all proceeds to UNRWA.