jerry

I fix buses

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@bencohen_jewish *you’re

retard

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@Nyaburinyauma For $200

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@BrandiKruse You could shit a gold brick and still fucking bitch about it oh my god shut the fuck up

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@joshritchie @phresh_arrow You can’t even buy a plot of undeveloped land for less than 300k where I am

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@Jeff_Seahauk @HenryBowman1911 @BrandiKruse You’ll never escape taxes, weather it’s gas tax, income tax, property tax, they’ll always get ya no matter where you go.

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@RexroatRobin @BrandiKruse Unlikely. People are moving to Idaho because they’re priced out, both democrats and republicans alike. Hope you like Whole Foods and Starbucks. Good luck

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@GMarrooWriter @BrandiKruse Not likely, look at Washington 30 years ago. When logging was our biggest industry. Then all the California people came up here and changed all that, drove up the prices and policies. They’re done with this place and moving onto the next. Good luck!

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

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@skumWgmi If you buy a 400k house today in another 30 years it’ll be over a million dollar I guarantee

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@YusefdrivesaKia @skumWgmi Out of touch boomer, obviously. You could probably buy a new car for $900 back in your day.

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@Chickyillion2 @JustJenRX

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@strain4brain why are you concerned about how stiff another man is 🫪

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@BillWiIdin Idk how people can afford door dash every day. I only use it if I am inebriated or sick. Even then I’m still blown away how expensive it is.

I will say ordering medicine, oj, and soup on DD is a game changer while you’re sick.

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@GuntherEagleman This is the corniest shit I have ever seen you fucking corny ass boomer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 what the actual fuck

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@MurrayHillGuy1 Go to big whiskey in Puyallup. Most chicks there will let you hit in the parking lot

[Richard Cranium @RichardCranny69]

Which First Lady do you think had the biggest nipples?

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@MikeBales Or here’s something that actually happens in real life. Same scenario but instead of illegal immigrants it’s a bunch of rich motherfuckers that bought a fast pass

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@AceTheGop the diddy defender 😭

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@FollowIncentiv Because if I moved to Texas I’d make 1/3 of what I’m making now.