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[Peter Kafka @pkafka]

His Ricky Jay profile remains one of my favorite all-time reads https://t.co/Pa8jOE7afw

[Fani @fuqrachin]

People were accusing him of being a larper. Heres the guy speaking shudh desi hindi along with that distinctly Indian head wobbling. Hes even got the Indian pot belly right. "Govt ne mera baja dala" as he shakes his hands in disappointment. This is an authentic Indian man.

[🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷johnny🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷 @notthechips]

the W in George W Bush stands for Woke

[polling plotting shooting poles @polplotting]

Norwegian citizen, born in Norway stucked in India, living on the streets, surviving

[kyle @Caol_MacCormaic]

one of the most insane runs of all time tbh

[shiv roy's bob @stellamilfburn]

happy father's day

[Matt Sumf @MattSumf]

Friend of mine went out drinking for the first time since his Zoloft dosage was cut in half

[meher ꕤ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇧🇷🇮🇶🇫🇷🇭🇷 @mistinthenight]

i was lost between borders norwegian citizen born in norway stuck in india surviving being a tourist guide smoking on the fucking roads don’t you think i wanna get some kind injustice against the government when im 33 years old have zero schooling they haven’t done the shit they

[Kareem Rifai 🌐 @KareemRifai]

This is an utterly insane story: 25,000 documents reviewed by WaPo indicate that throughout Tulsi's career, her political moves were controlled by her guru, cult leader Chris Butler.

This woman was leading the world's largest intelligence apparatus.
https://t.co/6Enu7JgMgR

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

For those of you who don’t understand, in college football terms this would be like Notre Dame’s schedule

[🇳🇴🎸 @tsukkiyomiii]

my boy said “do you still need hotspot?” in front of the girls

[slink @slinkout]

It was my turn to pay for the group dinner so I took them to a cheap restaurant near my house that's used to launder money

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Tom Petty’s cameo in THE POSTMAN (1997) gets funnier every time it’s brought up. He plays a man who may or may not actually be Tom Petty after civilization collapses, and the movie never seems interested in clearing it up.

[august @regularaugust]

“The Bible” being on here and credited to “God” always takes me out

[slink @slinkout]

Guy I haven't seen since middle school found me working in McDonald's

[c a i t l i n @hello__caitlin]

I am BEGGING hotels to start putting real doors on bathrooms again

[Heretic Gay @Heret1cGay]

😭

[cornelia 🫟 @wnchvstr]

indiana jones to his students: archeology is about FACT. we are RESEARCHERS. you will use the LIBRARY and if you so much as think about myths i will FAIL YOU

indiana jones in his free time: if we blow up the colloseum and fuck the pope The Wind might tell us where atlantis is

[Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden]

The top 48-year-old 23-year-old pop star.