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[jessica @jes2688]

@jplaskett show was awesome! Totally worth the drive from Guelph!

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@Fearless_Fred y US default bad: they're the biggest comsumer market, defult=broke, broke=no sales, no sales = u broke. Expand globally :(

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My most heatfelt best wishes and prayers go out to @jacklayton and family. Get well soon sir, take all time u need, don't rush it. Fight on!

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@jianghomeshi good ex. of @alyankovic parody standing alone: slime creatures from outer space! I don't know what the original is but love it

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@jianghomeshi "shahs on sunset"!?! I think ur fears a justified...I don't know how they'll screw it up, but it'll prob have fist pumping :(

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Hahaha having problems downloading lion? Maybe u shouldn't be just a Mac slave :p

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haha awesome, endless entertainment for this one:#improvefilmtitlesbyaddinginmypants the empire strikes back in my pants

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#improvefilmtitlesbyaddinginmypants please give in my pants

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I know its bad, but so good "#ifihadanickeleverytime I was called a ginger, I could afford a soul. #GingerProblems"

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#whendiditbecomecool to call women hoes and bitches. #whendiditbecomecool to be so freaking rude. Wow

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#whendiditbecomecool to act ignorant and uneducated and b pround of it? Ppls' priorities r messed up

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At 23 I still feel like a kid...all this insurance/benifits/pension stuff confuses me #purpetualchild

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@jianghomeshi its not just soccer sir, the Tour de France is on now and it great and sadly lacking women. We can ride bikes too

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So I'm thinkng mentioning the potential cuteness of the new hire was not the best move...oh well

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So missed the meds for a week, on the bright side I know I don't have withdrawl

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Emotionally unavaliable and not sorry

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Help I'm being held hostage by my carpool! He's got "one last thing to do" for the past half hour!

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Full time position with benifits is mine! Yay!

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@PsychToday both are harmful. What's more concerning is the amount of explicit violent sex kids are being exposed to

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"@stevenpage: Lockport, NY: home of the Chicken Finger Calzone." #hometownslogans