jess

professional dilly dallyer

[jess @jess_barrell]

when plugs get offended that “you only hit them up for weed”.... bro this is a business relationship what

[jess @jess_barrell]

@MrBeast 10,000,000.01

[KEEKS✨ @KeyonnaMarisha]

how the producers woke Yulissa up to kick her out the villa #LoveIslandUSA

[RUSS @russdiemon]

POST. YOUR. ART.

[@social @social_rate]

to love someone is to attend a thousand births of the person they are becoming

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

u know you mentally dominated a white dude if u can get him to say “fair enough”

[Inner Practitioner @MindTendencies2]

People talk about how great it is to cut toxic people out of your life. But no one talks about the price you pay to protect your mental health and peace, or how lonely it is to be an outsider and be portrayed as the villain in their story.

[James Rogers III @jamesearl23]

Posting “wow super problematic” under everybody’s Halloween costume and then responding “I will not do the labor of educating you” when they ask for an explanation.

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

When is it national “they wasted my time” day? I got a few

[ً @sajzxa]

this year i met the most broken version of me, but also the strongest

[Wa 👑 @__wadley__]

It’s called Gross Pay because it’s disgusting to see how much money you would’ve made before taxes

[Miah @_kblanton]

My biggest pet peeve is when people over-promise and then under-deliver. Because you could’ve just shut up.

[pj @pjayevans]

Holy fuck. Someone I might know is on instagram

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

From a young age, we’re conditioned to believe mistakes are bad. Each time we make one, we get a lower score. In real life, mistakes are incredibly valuable. They’re how we grow and evolve.

[wint @dril]

the cdc requires that every bag of nuts has one that tastes like absolute shit for some reason

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Quitting my job cuz all the emails are confusing and idk what anyones talking about

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

can i see your boobs (hopeful)