Jess

[Jess @jess_salz]

@and_kell @karenkasler Remember when y’all were so upset that any death was a covid death if the patient tested positive? (PSA this was false.) You have to use the same part of your brain for this. If someone dies after a covid vaccine, you can’t just define it as a “vaccine related death.” Same logic.

[Jess @jess_salz]

@aka_aaron_ @WLWT Big fan of your work

[Jess @jess_salz]

@AudleyGlove Yes!!!

[Jess @jess_salz]

😭😭😭😭😭

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

While I may be the first woman in this office, I will not be the last—because every little girl watching tonight sees that this is a country of possibilities.

[Nora Dominick @noradominick]

Someone check on Leslie Knope

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Thank you @staceyabrams

[Jess @jess_salz]

@chrisbergman So would this qualify as advice to entrepreneurs?

[Jess @jess_salz]

@BradenLaker Boss

[Jess @jess_salz]

@chrisbergman Peekaboo. Thats helpful right?

[Jess @jess_salz]

@samsanders pilots CAN be on break mid flight! Especially long haul flights overseas, pilots have beds to take naps. A single flight can have four pilots flying (maybe more?)

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Scientists & engineers launched “InSight” from Earth (a moving platform) across 300million miles to arrive where Mars (a moving target) will be seven months later, landing safely to do geophysics at the Martian equator. And you have a problem listening to us about climate change?

[Jess @jess_salz]

@CB2tweets @crateandbarrel You charged me twice and sent me 2x everything I ordered. Now have an estimated hold time of 4 hrs to get the order cancelled, no option to call back, and nothing the primary customer service rep can do without this other department first. Please help.

[Jess @jess_salz]

@jwilliamscincy you say you “call out both sides” but everything I read by you is partisan and toxic. when will you start holding yourself accountable?

[Jess @jess_salz]

@brianminor Lol all good. They showed up after 2 hours. House still standing. Just feeling snarky this evening.

[Jess @jess_salz]

@DukeEnergy Too late, house burned down.

[Tom Egan @TomEganIII]

Uhhh so I found this video of @SteveChabot watching @AftabPureval dance.

Aftab's got the moves. Chabot -- not so much! #OH01

[Jess @jess_salz]

@StBeautyband you guys KILLED it in Indy. Wish your set was better mixed, very hard to hear your vocals (wished I could participate in the call/response of your last song but couldn’t hear what you were singing). But Well. Done. Amazing talent.

[Cincinnati Business Courier @BusinessCourier]

In the mood for a burger? @Thrillist says @NationPendleton has some of the best in the U.S. https://t.co/jqxi34G9ic

[Jess @jess_salz]

@eatsmart moldy cheese made for a less than ideal salad (purchased an hour ago)

[Jess @jess_salz]

@marcreisen This makes me sad, I LOVED the book and have been looking forward to the movie. Perhaps low expectations will make it enjoyable 😏