Jess Baber

Sheerio // working on an EP...🎼

[Jess Baber @jessbaber]

@gracesallis 😭😭😭😭

[Jess Baber @jessbaber]

@gracesallis No, come back please 🤞🏻😂

[Costa Coffee @CostaCoffee]

🎺🎺 We now pronounce that Christmas has officially arrived 🎺🎺 Our festive cups and range are in store now!

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

Went to cinema yest for 8:45pm showing, but it was 9:17 before the film actually started.

CINEMAS we pay to see films! Fine show 5/10min of ads & trailers, but this inflation to 33mins isn't on. Either cut pre-screening times, or tell us actual start times too.

RT if u agree.

[Jess Baber @jessbaber]

I hope @CostaCoffee brings back the Honeycomb Latte this Christmas ☕️⛄️ absolute fave ❤️

[Mjc @wolfonair1]

My subway order hasn’t changed and it never will

[b.b @benoobrown]

The worst insult is when someone says “you don’t look very tanned” after you have sat in the 30 degree sun everyday on your holiday to get a bit of colour

[Emily Atack @EmAtack]

I’ve become one of those eager twats who are first in line at the gate when boarding a flight. Does this mean I’m an adult now?

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page.

[Jess Baber @jessbaber]

Where was this when I did bronze d of e though

[eggry @eggry]

OMGWTF

[Jess Baber @jessbaber]

@heathcote_dan You can kill mine instead then haha

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“It’s meant to get even hotter later in the week”, the Brit said, to everyone they met

[jh @joehxrtshorne]

This is the ‘when u say ur from Birmingham but ur not actually from Birmingham’ map

[Jess Baber @jessbaber]

@Missguided 💰

[‎⎊Captim⎊ @irvnstark]

rdj: "i'm done playing tony stark"

everyone: :(

me: fools. clowns. he's done playing tony stark because he is BECOMING tony stark

[Jess Baber @jessbaber]

@Missguided Definitely 2010!! 🤞🏻 x

[Jess Baber @jessbaber]

@heathcote_dan Definitely

[Jess Baber @jessbaber]

@felixrackers @heathcote_dan

[Black Mirror @blackmirror]

You should've seen it coming. https://t.co/E5bYvVJjik