Jessica Clark

Currently: not cleaning the floors.

[Jessica Clark @jessclark]

let it be noted that I will be having a Sad White Girl Looking Out the Window Day in respect to a new Noah Kahan album. Please respect my privacy at this time

[Jessica Clark @jessclark]

@KeruboSk only all the time

[Jessica Clark @jessclark]

@callmeparanoia “Maybe!!”

[Jessica Clark @jessclark]

@bluewmist Bubble bath, booktok

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

INTERVIEWER (reading resume): Uh, under "Skills" here you have "Knew who Mrs. Doubtfire was right away."

ME: It was Robin Williams. It was their dad.

INTERVIEWER (whispering to colleague): This is our guy.

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

I'm currently monitoring every situation on the planet . Prettty bad

[lez usbourne @SZSPIRIA]

I feel bad for that monkey but I lowkey have to focus on myself right now

[Brown Eyed Girl @Browneyes5152]

Opening the microwave door one second early because you don't need all that hooting and hollering.

[Jessica Clark @jessclark]

@Thebiglade k.

[Eli McCann @EliMcCann]

As someone who grew up in a conservative community that was always mad and offended, it's such a relief to just get to enjoy art and celebrate community.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

The weather is conspiring against the ice cream eating agenda but we will not be silenced.

[Jessica Clark @jessclark]

@wwxwashere listen, she got hit by a car and then developed pneumonia, I can't complain

[Jessica Clark @jessclark]

@sultryswipe This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen

[Jessica Clark @jessclark]

well I'm off to A03

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

This picture… 🤣🤣🤣

[♰ @reeceollld]

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah”

[Jessica Clark @jessclark]

@swiftbunnies the royal reception is going to be CHAOS

[mirrorball ❤️‍🔥 @penthouseheart]

you want me to work? taylor swift just told the world she is engaged to be married and you want me to work?

[Jessica Clark @jessclark]

@josiahhughes I appreciate these boundaries and also I don't want to do any mental work so I will be cooperating at this time.

[Jessica Clark @jessclark]

@_missprettylady No deal.

[Jessica Clark @jessclark]

@shookswiftie armchair expert and good mythical morning, please :)