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[jess @jesscohen17]

iso 2 harry styles 9/4 tickets, nosebleeds are perfect . Cheaper the better

[Louis Tomlinson @Louis_Tomlinson]

16 fucking years of One Direction!!! Blows my mind. Thank you for changing all our lives and the love and passion you all still show is unmatched! Tonight’s going to be a special show.

Spending the rest of the day listening to all the bangers and reminiscing! Thank you for all the memories.

And to my brother I Miss you every day but especially on days like today. I know we’d have been celebrating today together!

[Political Punk @actingliketommy]

Every single motherfucker saying they'd "adopt the baby" to prevent that couple's abortion could step up and adopt a kid right now... there are plenty who need homes. But exactly zero of them will adopt a kid this year. It's all grandstanding to try for a "moral" high ground.

[James Skoufis @JamesSkoufis]

Harry Styles' NYC residency hasn’t even begun, yet tickets are already selling for up to $10k on StubHub.

This is called speculative ticket selling: scalpers selling tickets that they literally don’t even have. It’s why we need to pass my bill banning speculative tickets.

[Sam Alberti @sam_alberti]

if you said something like this about Charlie Kirk three months ago they would have gotten you fired from your job

[Austine @theereal_one]

Gettin an abortion while in university or secondary school is probably one of the main reasons some women been able to successfully complete their education. Don't use one woman's achievement to shame other women. You fucks barely pass with just yo dck in yo hand.

[𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐬🥷🏾 @lordbrazes]

imagine telling someone battling CANCER that they’re “out of sick days” and need to come back to work... bitch what the fuck??!

[jupi’s echoes ˚⊱🪷⊰˚ @fromkicatcher]

“why is it 90 degrees in october?” bc you can’t make your grocery list without using chatgpt.

[Billifer 🇨🇦 @billifer1973]

You know what’s more dangerous for children than Tylenol? Pedophiles. Release the fucking Epstein files.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

If you say these exact words about Charlie Kirk a right winger will get you fired

[Warren @swd2]

I didn’t even watch Jimmy Kimmel. I couldn’t tell you the last time I saw any of the late night shows. But Donald Trump deciding what can and cannot be on TV should anger every American.

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

It’s not a question of whether you agree with Jimmy Kimmel.

When someone uses their government position to threaten speech they don't like, that undermines the First Amendment and our entire democracy.

Everyone should care about this—no matter what your political view is.

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Being religious doesn't mean you're a good person.

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

It's not right vs left

Its the extremes vs everyone in the middle

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

When she thought it was a trans woman, she was out for blood. Now that it’s a white dude, she’s saying a prayer for him. How about that.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

All that rage, hate, and anger towards liberals from MAGA for the last 48 hours, and it turned out to be one of their own...

Holy shit.

[Donald Trump’s Neck Vagina @torontobaddy]

When lawmaker, Melissa Hortman was murdered, did you call it “Republican violence”?

No. You didn’t, so fuck you, asshole.

@RealJamesWoods

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

I’m not going to make jokes about someone getting shot but some of you have gotta be fucking kidding me with choosing today as the first time you speak out about how “nobody deserves this 🥺” regarding gun violence