Jessica Meyers

I’m probably @norbertdog’s number one fan! she/her/hers

[Jessica Meyers @jesslm28]

@rockegan I both absolutely need this. And absolutely do not.

[Jessica Meyers @jesslm28]

@rockegan @sydney_mulligan @Anthropologie Oh gosh 👀👀👀👀👀

[Jessica Meyers @jesslm28]

@rockegan @sydney_mulligan @Anthropologie Is it overkill to put it just in my office? My husband might 🤯 but it would be worth it

[Jessica Meyers @jesslm28]

@rockegan @sydney_mulligan @Anthropologie Add me to the club of people who have been admiring that cabinet for years.

[Jessica Meyers @jesslm28]

Got Nerdle and wordle in 2 today. So I think I need to retire from daily puzzle games. Don’t think I can beat this.

[Jessica Meyers @jesslm28]

@rockegan Using lightning like. Classic 4 Eva

[Jessica Meyers @jesslm28]

@bec_a_h Double letters were tricksy!

[Jessica Meyers @jesslm28]

Wordle 204 3/6

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[Jessica Meyers @jesslm28]

@rockegan @asana Been there, done that, color coded trello board for our move and home reno 🤣🤣 luckily he is a developer so he was onboard!

[Jessica Meyers @jesslm28]

Also like for sure doing public interest commercials because people are realizing they have HORRIBLE corporate value and are super homophobic.

[Jessica Meyers @jesslm28]

So there was this @ChickfilA commercial on during MNF and it was about 2 employees where one employee won a car (sponsored Raffle) and gave it to her coworker. Cute But the subtext is “we don’t pay our employees enough to afford a car” and you think someone might have caught that

[Andrew R @ExcelPope]

Person 1: The glass is 1/2 full

Person 2: The glass is 1/2 empty

Excel: The glass is the 1st of February

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING NEWS: The Biden White House reveals that it is “seriously considering” a COVID vaccine mandate for all air travelers. RT IF YOU THINK THAT IT IS A GREAT IDEA!

[Jessica Meyers @jesslm28]

Dear everyone in airports you do not need to lift your mask to speak into your phone held up to your face.

[Kolleen @littlewhitty]

This Texas teacher is on the verge of tears talking about what it’s like working in a school that isn’t allowed to require masks.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Every Fox News host is vaccinated.
Every Fox News host is vaccinated.
Every Fox News host is vaccinated.
Every Fox News host is vaccinated.
Every Fox News host is vaccinated.
Every Fox News host is vaccinated.
Every Fox News host is vaccinated.
Every Fox News host is vaccinated.

[Jessica Meyers @jesslm28]

@FedExHelp what the heck is going on with this package. It’s been stuck 90-minutes away for 4 days!

[Jessica Meyers @jesslm28]

@BrandiNico Ew it was some sort of trump parade, apparently they do this like weekly. I even saw a car with a fucking Qanon flag. What the actual F.

[Jessica Meyers @jesslm28]

Is it optimistic to assume that once we leave bozeman for Bellingham I’ll never have to see a stupidly large truck with the a stupidly large Trump flag? 🤮

[Jessica Meyers @jesslm28]

@ryanmoothart @pmceldred CONGRATS!