jessicaphillips

chronically online but ignoring all of my texts

[Dungeons and Daddies @dungeonsanddads]

A new season means... new art by the amazing @notanotheralex 🎉

[olivia @oliviuuuuhh]

ian and i have thoughts on Yes, And but don’t worry thats our business

[logan 🥤 @Kermeq]

me waiting for the bartender to look at me so i can order my drink

[LB @laurbudd]

when i try to bond with my friends' boyfriends i feel like jane goodall

[olivia @oliviuuuuhh]

good will cunting

[jessicaphillips @jessphiilliipps]

I was just contemplating if it would be better to watch the new #cancelledpodcast or #emergencyintercom episode with my parents in the room and I realized I was just facing the gay son thot daughter dilemma 🤔

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

Like I know you ain't on Keke Palmer's phone plan on Keke Palmer's wifi in Keke Palmer's home watching Keke Palmer's son telling Keke Palmer what Keke Palmer should be wearing as a mother.. BABY, THIS IS KEKE PALMER!

[jessicaphillips @jessphiilliipps]

@fooozley she���s a cringe foozler ur honor 🥹 I need to go touch grass or smthn

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

oh god he’s gonna be the xxxtentacion for dudes who will never have a gf and call their mom a bitch

[jessicaphillips @jessphiilliipps]

@mikesmicYT The time has come.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Daily reminder that Ticketmaster is a monopoly, it’s merger with LiveNation should never have been approved, and they need to be reigned in.

Break them up.

[Cari ❤️‍🔥 @skippingdown16]

Ticketmaster is my boyfriend, Ticketmaster is a god, Ticketmaster is the breeze in my hair in the weekend, Ticketmaster is a relaxing thought

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

two years ago Patti was made aware.

[CogginToboggan @CogginToboggan]

Philadelphia right now

[Calum Scott @calumscott]

Wait.. did we just become best friends @Phillies ?! 💙

[jessicaphillips @jessphiilliipps]

Great minds fucking think alike

[jessicaphillips @jessphiilliipps]

This ad keeps coming up on my fyp and every single fucking time I think it’s Enya Umanzor

[jessicaphillips @jessphiilliipps]

@AH_Pod 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

[Absolutely Hammered @ah_pod]

I have some very important content.