“how much could one banana cost? ten dollars?”

i make pictures in skin and stuff out of things.

[Cosmo Whispers ASMR @CosmoWhispers]

I just want to slap googly eyes on everything in my house and call them my new friends.

[THE lusty argonian maid @lindawg]

💀

[“how much could one banana cost? ten dollars?” @jessversus]

i’ve had this account since 2009 but twitter doesn’t think i’m a real person. amazing.

[“how much could one banana cost? ten dollars?” @jessversus]

getting rly tired of centrists.

not all queers are peers, apparently.

[“how much could one banana cost? ten dollars?” @jessversus]

URGENT: @SecBlinken, the decision to cut humanitarian funding to @UNRWA is causing immense suffering among Palestinian refugees and exacerbating the ongoing genocide in Gaza.

Reinstate UNRWA funding and call for a PERMANENT CEASEFIRE now! #FundUNRWA

[“how much could one banana cost? ten dollars?” @jessversus]

@jessversus on the 🧵one
@jessversus.bsky.social on the 🌁☁️ one

[Lee (I did not vote for the pedo rapist) Johnson @LeeJohnson65]

I invited three men to Friendsgiving, not because I am interested in them, but because I thought they should not be alone and feel some fondness for each of them. Pictured are the results. Final outcome is the women will be dining alone today.

[COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP @afrocosmist]

"refugee camp struck again"

no words. im at my fucking limit man. this is not the world i want my 3-year-old nephew to grow up in. to have to explain how the world stood by & watched — aided! — the mass slaughter of defenseless people

[Briana Mills, LMFT ♿️🏳️‍🌈🍉 @theBrianaMills]

An observation I’ve made is that many who are able to wear a mask are those who stood out before COVID because they didn’t have a choice. I’m used to standing out because my disability is so obvious. Many who are neurodivergent also. We’re not afraid of being different.

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

its uncanny

[“how much could one banana cost? ten dollars?” @jessversus]

anyone else keep accidentally clicking the “X” logo to try and close out of the screen?

imma blame the design and not my millennial-sliding-into-boomerism brain.

[IWW Ireland @IrelandIww]

"Apostles of freedom are ever idolised when dead, but crucified when alive" - James Connolly, Revolutionary, Syndicalist, IWW Organiser

[Goad Gatsby @GoadGatsby]

That's absolutely horrifying that over 90% of recorded patrol dogs attacks is under Virginia DoC supervision

[“how much could one banana cost? ten dollars?” @jessversus]

@LizRummy v pube-y

[music struggles @musicstruggles1]

don’t even say it

[Radical Graffiti @GraffitiRadical]

"Abort Amerikkka"
Hacked traffic sign in Chicago

[“how much could one banana cost? ten dollars?” @jessversus]

welp. it’s been real, bird site. thanks for giving me some questionable exes, a huge headache re-reading all my tweets from 2009-2012, and some light to moderate trauma over the last 14 years. https://t.co/CWKRU28XHQ

[“how much could one banana cost? ten dollars?” @jessversus]

I haven’t been on twitter in a while—is it all just sponsored ads for Elmo bullshit now? lololol