Max Fallon

Be Hospitable.

[Max Fallon @jesusmax]

@batemanjason Absolutely there’s a #bigdickshalfwayinn at the Lake of the Ozarks. I ‘shot the minnow’ there! #shoottheminnow #minnowinashotglass #ozarkseason4part2

[Max Fallon @jesusmax]

@JasonKander @TedLasso Joe Arthur Gatestack - I love it

[Max Fallon @jesusmax]

@realDonaldTrump https://t.co/ygwKjheLEJ

[Max Fallon @jesusmax]

@realDonaldTrump

[Max Fallon @jesusmax]

@realDonaldTrump No Merry Christmas?! 😥... fuck off

[Max Fallon @jesusmax]

@realDonaldTrump *a - whiny little baby boy

[Max Fallon @jesusmax]

@realDonaldTrump Section @realDonaldTrump is whiny little baby boy

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

While Trump paid just $750 in U.S. federal income taxes in 2017, he has paid:

- $188,561 in taxes to China
- $156,824 in taxes to the Philippines
- $145,400 in taxes to India
- $15,598 in taxes to Panama

And Trump wants us to believe he puts America first? What a hypocrite!

[Ben Rhodes @brhodes]

The President having a secret Chinese bank account and paying hundreds of times more taxes in China than the US seems like it should be a bigger thing.

[Max Fallon @jesusmax]

@FoxNews when you say ‘let’s watch’ in regards to the Biden town hall and then show a 2 second clip... sorry this is just my 2nd time trying to watch this shit and I don’t understand... I know you want to look like news, but WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? @FoxNews is amateur hour.

[Dr. Barbara Bollier @BarbaraBollier]

November 3rd. Mark your calendars, we’re making history.

[Max Fallon @jesusmax]

@JaniKingClean our small business has been using your cleaning services for 3 years. 45 days prior to our contract ‘auto-renewal’ we request to cancel. Was told you have no leniency and must give 60 day notice. Have you no heart?!

[Max Fallon @jesusmax]

@jimmyfallon I was a pizza delivery man & someone backed in to my drivers side door, jamming it shut. Used the passenger side all summer#MyWorstSummerJob

[Sarah Alsdorf @salsdorf]

Happy anniversary to some of my favorite people @Novellaaa and @jesusmax! Love you both! 🎩👰👏❤️

[Max Fallon @jesusmax]

Iced! https://t.co/QsY8ChmhZn

[Max Fallon @jesusmax]

Weekend @theozarks https://t.co/PhcmVce2b9

[Max Fallon @jesusmax]

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[Max Fallon @jesusmax]

Reunion https://t.co/QwlvgDNjoA

[Max Fallon @jesusmax]

First jump of the summer- https://t.co/BCs83rIXPL