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@TiffanyFong_ That’s not fair because the chili looks like Jimmy Kimmel.

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@GavinNewsom This literally sounds like something that Satan would say.

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@jrpsaki What an evil thing to say right now. Incredibly out of touch.

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@FBIDirectorKash OK, now show us an Epstein Client arrest.

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@elonmusk For once, I wish the government looked after my best interest.

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@nayibbukele @NicolasMaduro 👏

[Department of Government Efficiency @DOGE]

An initial survey of Unemployment Insurance claims since 2020 revealed the following:
- 24.5k people over 115 years old claimed $59M in benefits
- 28k people between 1 and 5 years old claimed $254M in benefits
- 9.7k people with birth dates over 15 years in the future claimed $69M in benefits

In one case, someone with a birthday in 2154 claimed $41k.

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@joeroganhq This is going to be the 2028 DNC ticket for sure.

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@elonmusk Why can’t the NYT be prosecuted?

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@elonmusk At least global warming is over (or at least they don’t care about it anymore)

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@GadSaad @Budget Wait until they give you a car without a full tank and list it as 7/8 filled. Then they’ll ask you to return it at that level so you don’t get charged 😂

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@elonmusk @SpaceX @NASA @POTUS Thank you

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@cb_doge Thank you @elonmusk

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@cb_doge It is not just FB. It’s the default “News” page of Microsoft Edge, the forced Apple “News” app on the iPhone and others.

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@nypost They should be dropped off at his house.

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@robbystarbuck We have been replaced by machines

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@yukoncoinelius He needs to be responsible for all expenses incurred to fix the truck he vandalized.

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@FBIDirectorKash It’s terrorism. Call it what it is or it will be normalized anytime a Republican government is in place.

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@cb_doge It’s satan. Prove me wrong.

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@SpeakerJohnson They have been lying to the American people for years without any consequences. How is this any different?