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@messedupfoods Really shitty apple pie

[Tony Kinnett @TheTonus]

"They're taking the Hobbits to Iransengard."

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@R_YayOFFICIAL You got soft hands boy

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@Delicious_Tacos Bond takes mid lane

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@LianaTaylor3 Begone Thot

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@nypost I remember her saying that her child wouldn't have a white father and that dude's whiter than me

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@R_YayOFFICIAL Those are basically the top rated Superman stories and are all excellent. Red Son is my favorite because Superman's spaceship lands in the Soviet Union.

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@annakhachiyan @nypost "Quiet and contemplative" teen shot dad

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@Zangash @N0Appreciation @belchingburgies @MomsPostingLs That and they've been together 9 months, dad would understand, if not be happy that the BF had to miss his birthday

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@belchingburgies @N0Appreciation @MomsPostingLs It's an obvious fake story and it must rough living life as a mark

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@MrHalfTruth @MomsPostingLs "My dad's 60th birthday fell on that exact day"

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@N0Appreciation @MomsPostingLs "My dad's 60th birthday fell on that exact day"

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@messedupfoods Then they're still cold AF because it's doordash

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@messedupfoods Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough

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@zatas70 @izamamaa RmindeaReminder that corporations are sociopathic

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@TheRealHannay @escapefrommelos Imagine the smell, imagine the horror

[SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma @SubwayTakes]

Grudges are as vital to success as friendships!! @choitotheworld

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@XJosh I've seen too many companies that ONLY hire Brahmin H-1Bs