Schrods

Innovator and life-long learner. Executive Coach, my grandchildren my loves. Assisting others to flourish floats my boat. Living on Ngunnawal Land.

[Cindy @CindySailor2]

Australia’s Treasurer Extraordinaire @JEChalmers. To say well done is an understatement. An incredible achievement. Congratulations @JEChalmers and @SenKatyG!! #ausecon #auspol #podiumfinish

[MFWitches @MFWitches]

***BREAKING NEWS, WITCHES***

We know we said 2 days ago we had huge news on the Kyle and Jackie Shit-Show, witches. And we did (and no, their current problem with broadcasting nothing but music everywhere but Melbourne has nothing to do with the Christmas break, so don’t come at us again with that fucking nonsense).

Well, today we’ve got even bigger news. In fact, it’s big big big big big news. It’s the biggest news we’ve ever had on this campaign yet, and by far the most exciting.

And it’s absolute proof that if we all do this witchy work, the K and J broadcast program will very soon be toast. Because based on this news (if it’s true) we reckon they’ll be off air most places in the country (and soon after that everywhere) within just another month. Or maybe two.

But certainly way, way earlier than any of us thought possible a few months ago.

We’re not teasing you: promise. Thing is, we’re 95% sure of our information, but it’s kind-of irresponsible to bring it to you before we’re 99.9% sure.

And for those who’ll say we should say nothing before it’s definite: give us a little fucking leeway here. We’re so excited we just have to tell someone, and god knows we wade through so much filth daily we’re entitled to these little moments of shared witchy bliss.

This news is so big it might break elsewhere before we confirm it, so keep your eyes and ears peeled. No, it’s not the sacking of Kyle, or the imminent demise of the show. Yet. But it’s something which proves we’re probably not too far away from that result. In fact, perhaps not very far away at all.

The second we know for sure, we promise you will, too. So cross everything and let’s keep doing the work.

#ToYourBrooms

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Oligarchy is not just a Russian phenomenon. It exists right here in the USA.

In 2024, just 150 billionaire families spent nearly $2 billion to purchase candidates.

We must stand together to save democracy.

[Bill Fox @BillFox2]

@abcnews Go easy on Chalmers, this backlog is due entirely to the Morrison govt giving veteran matters a low priority. There were 42,000 outstanding claims when Labor come to govt so please direct your anger squarely at Morrison. It’s catchup time.

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

This is Florida Judge Lisette Reid. She just ruled that Donald Trump must sit for four-hour depositions next week in a lawsuit with ABC. Trump has tried to avoid being deposed.

RETWEET to thank Judge Reid for holding Donald Trump accountable!

[David McBride @MurdochCadell]

Post a Happy Birthday message to Dave today! No visits for him in jail and he is really missing his therapy dog, Jakey. If you want to help get him out - please consider donating to his appeal here 👉🏼https://t.co/N8WpLh99Uj

[stranger @strangerous10]

PM Albanese rips into Peter Dutton for making “no mention about the impact on consumers” in his latest Nuclear announcement saying it “does not stack up” & he’ll “listen to the CSIRO” over Dutton who “wants to stop investment in Renewables as part of his ongoing culture war”🔥

[Kon Karapanagiotidis @Kon__K]

Aboriginal & Torres Strait Islander flags are both official flags of Australia under Flags Act 1953. Dutton likes to punch down, exploit fear & it’s him being divisive once more. Shame on him. From walking out on apology to Stolen Generation to dooming the voice, not fit to lead.

[GeorgiaPeach Forever46 🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲 @ChrisFromGA68]

Jill is all class. Ashley is the rest of us. Sigh... #NotreDameDeParis

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: President Biden will become the first President in American history to register job growth in every single month during his Presidency. This is huge.

[Jenny Eclair @jennyeclair]

Can we look at this now - can we give this absolute horror some attention please

[Anthony Albanese @AlboMP]

We’re lowering costs and expanding Medicare.

Peter Dutton wants to cut and gut your healthcare.

[IsaacFloyd - No Blue Tick @isaacfloyd13]

Dear Australia, with the world seemingly veering to the right, please don't follow the trend next year. Most of what Dutton & hos minions warn you about or promise you will be lies.
Labor is far from perfect but our future lies with Labor, Independents & Greens.

[Schrods @jetteschroder]

@DavidHuett Uuggghhhhh

[Australian Labor @AustralianLabor]

Peter Dutton’s 2024 wrapped 👎

[Toilet Paper Australia @toiletpaperaus1]

Peter Dutton says he wants to “cut government spending”, which is really bold considering he’ll just hire PWC consultants to do the same work for 3x the price

[Barbara Pocock @BarbaraPocock]

Everybody needs to get out on the street and let Peter Dutton and the Liberals know that we don't need or want his nuclear nightmare in our backyard or anybody's backyard! No Nukes!

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

🚨NEW: The U.S. Senate has confirmed Catherine Henry to serve as the Federal U.S. District Court Judge for eastern Pennsylvania, marking President Biden’s 225th judicial appointment.

RETWEET to congratulate Judge Henry!

[MFWitches @MFWitches]

🧙🏼‍♀️ #VILEKYLE WITHDRAWAL 361-363 🧙🏽

We’ve heard from a number of sources in recent days that Kyle and Jackie O are now throwing everything AND the kitchen sink at trying to retain their advertisers, witches.

This is because their revenue is still dropping like a stone with companies still fleeing, particularly new companies because witches are becoming so good at - and so fast at! - at getting onto them early. ARN are spruiking the show even more heavily by advertising on other platforms, ramping up the sickening “poor-me” pieces on Kyle and Jackie to get sympathy in publications they’re enmeshed with (mostly the Daily Mail, but also a few in the Murdoch press), and even highlighting their own on-air degrading filth in the hope they’ll attract back an audience which is running away (in Melbourne AND other states) faster than KiiSFM can say “just give us a few months and we’ll turn it around”.

Hahahahahaha.

They’re even now saying they believe it will take around THREE YEARS to get the show bedded-in in Melbourne. Oh no, it won’t. Melbourne hates you, fuckers, and your ratings won’t be recovering any time soon. What’s more, your ratings are also falling in Sydney and elsewhere since MFW have been highlighting your depravity, and as a result even more advertisers are rushing to spend their ad dollars in places where they get a decent bang for their buck (like with Jase and Lauren on Nova, for example).

Hahahahahahahaha.

How long can ARN hold out before cutting their ratings poison duo loose, witches?

WATCH THIS FUCKING SPACE.

(PS: Please “like” and if possible comment on and share these meme posts even though you hate the meme content, because we need to spread the horrible content as far as we can to get the reach we need to get more witches on board, thanks.)
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Thanks to @_storageking, @bookingcom and SG Car Rentals for withdrawing from advertising on Kyle and Jackie’s show. None of us have advised us of their departure but none have been heard on the show for more than 8 weeks.

This campaign is working so well, fellow pearl-clutchers. We wouldn’t ever have thought we’d have already reached so many departed advertisers this fast. Yet we won’t stop till the media stop publishing this foul content and advertisers stop funding it.

Go to https://t.co/igA7ByRwpQ then the #ToYourBrooms link then the #VileKyle FOES tab to find current advertisers. Write to them. Tell them more companies are pulling out every day. Show them our memes and transcripts of the show (scroll back). If you get replies, send to [email protected]. And to find companies to patronise because they’ve pulled out of #FundingFilth, go to the #VileKyle FRIENDS list in the same link.

Please also support our work. More than ever, we need witches willing to pay us $5 or $10 per month so we can keep up with the recording, data processing and messaging essential to the campaign. We’re working really hard and need more resources to make a bigger difference. Help get rid of Vile Kyle:
https://t.co/yZ0i3SfsTs

Are you in?

#ToYourBrooms