Kevin Jokash

I’m just here for the attention.

[Kevin Jokash @jevinwithak]

Won a one-way ticket to Pound Town in a sweepstakes by drinking eight gallons of 2% milk.

NOW who’s laughing?

[Kevin Jokash @jevinwithak]

gang

[Kevin Jokash @jevinwithak]

Yeah, I’m doing Dry January. No, boofing doesn’t count!

[Kevin Jokash @jevinwithak]

*iPhone: Memories from 3 years ago*
and it’s just me during my eggs phase

[Kevin Jokash @jevinwithak]

why can a dog do incest but if I such my own cock I get sent home from work?

[Kevin Jokash @jevinwithak]

If I’m gonna be operating this forklift I’m gonna need to take two more huge shits at least.

[Kevin Jokash @jevinwithak]

@kendldetweiler The taps would be so messy. And only one bowl? You monster!

[Kevin Jokash @jevinwithak]

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the blowjob brothers. Come to blow job, have we?

[Kevin Jokash @jevinwithak]

And apparently Michael Kraine is something else also??

[Kevin Jokash @jevinwithak]

Learned today that Ukraine and The United Kraine are not the same thing.

[Kevin Jokash @jevinwithak]

does bussy stand for “boy pussy” or “butt pussy” ?

[teryn @youngtiddy]

wow ur balls are so big and strong

[Kevin Jokash @jevinwithak]

riding reverse Cowgirl to brokeback mountain when the gay guy dies

[Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10]

In Switzerland, there are movie theaters where you can book a double bed instead of a seat...

[Kevin Jokash @jevinwithak]

My favorite star war is han garbanzo he’s the coolest

[wint @dril]

im having a blast in Qatar watching all the games, rooting for teams, etc. but you cant self suck here. they get really mad if you self suck

[wint @dril]

listen up Men. the media says you cant flip this over & fuck it like a dog. This of course is a lie. Your penis can fit in any of the holes

[Kevin Jokash @jevinwithak]

I was drinking milk when 9/11 happened now I can never have milk again. Not even in hamburger helper.

[Kevin Jokash @jevinwithak]

@sahil @jack we need an open source cloud-based fridge OS