Haven’t seen any of the new movies with this dude in them, so really no reason for this but regardless — watching Preston Lacy produces joyous, positive comical emotions while looking at this dude fills me with slight anger and disgust lol
Jayson Tatum: Deuce I’m sorry… uncle Jaylen got traded
Deuce Tatum: Hmph. Unsurprising. He was a fool performing the charade of an intellectual. A man of true wisdom would known the impact his online antics would have on a locker room. FATHER!🫰 I demand ice cream! Butter Pecan
Kate just called me…she apparently bombed the biggest interview of her life.
The WSJ has the exclusive to profile her. The interest in our female health protocol is a powder keg of energy. Every major publication has reached out.
In her typical neurodivergent fashion, Kate prepared a game show on a whiteboard to explain who she is. Apparently the reporter wasn’t that into it? Like being on stage with blank faces staring back.
I told her to not sweat it.
It’s her first go at this and this kind of outcome is inevitable. No need to rerun the interview 1,000 times in her head. She meets with the journalist again on Wednesday.
What advice would you offer up?
So if I order a single regular sized box of bran flakes from yall, that shit better show up in just the original flimsy ass cardboard cereal box or else you are literally murdering the earth