Jacob Fisher

half sarcasm, half sports rants, half miscellaneous. 150% me, enjoy your day.

[Jacob Fisher @jfiisher]

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[Jacob Fisher @jfiisher]

Kenny Pickett (Pitt) Panthers football is back #panthers #notwashed

[Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh_scanner]

South Side. 1820 East Carson Street - Burger King. Yes, that one. Caller said some guy ordered a bunch of cheeseburgers and then started to throw them at other customers.

[Earvin Magic Johnson @MagicJohnson]

With the Series being 2-2, Game 5 is very important. Whichever team wins takes control of the Series!

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

Hey @JetBlue when you fuck up try to have some decent customer service. You ruin our night and act like we owe you something. Fuck you

[KDKA @KDKA]

KDKA-TV's Tower Cam captured the severe weather as it moved through downtown Pittsburgh on Tuesday afternoon. Here's a timelapse of the storm.

DEVELOPING STORY >> https://t.co/TxjaHgrtuN 
@RayPetelinWx  @RonSmileyWx @KristinEmery @Mary__Ours @Trey_KDKAWx

[Jacob Fisher @jfiisher]

Twit ter

[Jonathan Riklan @jonriklan]

The parallelogram plays basketball today 🔥🔥🔥

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

@NBA only Kevin Harlan can use “swashbuckling” on an NBA broadcast

[Jacob Fisher @jfiisher]

Pasta or spaghetti & meatballs? You can only choose one.

[Joe Dart @joedart]

The $399 Joe Dart Bass is HERE. I played it live and immediately fell in love. Onsale 1 month only, worldwide. Get it here: https://t.co/hmidbDZcL6

[Empire State Building Observation Deck @EmpireStateBldg]

Joel Embiid has been banned from the Empire State Building

[Jacob Fisher @jfiisher]

@nfr_podcast @russdiemon @MetroBoomin @1future @inglewoodSiR @Tyllaaaaaaa @JoynerLucas @FLAWLESSLUCKI @skaiwater Obviously it’s DREADNOUGHT by JFISHBEATS. Presave link here: https://t.co/TxyeNbmdSc

[Jacob Fisher @jfiisher]

@TheDunkCentral Indiana is definitely a playoff team. Pretty sure they’re starting the season as one of the most efficient offenses all time

[Jacob Fisher @jfiisher]

Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2023! How did you do? #Duolingo365

[Jacob Fisher @jfiisher]

@zackgibney 😢

[Jacob Fisher @jfiisher]

@zackgibney Everyone’s been glazing the Steelers 13 point performance so I had to do my research

[NFR Podcast @nfr_podcast]

“This is my favorite song I’ve ever made” [plays NEW MAGIC WAND]

— Tyler, The Creator at Camp Flog Gnaw 2023

[Jacob Fisher @jfiisher]

Thank you Kyle Schwarber for paying for my next box of tic tacs

[Jacob Fisher @jfiisher]

@arbruce912 They don’t make em like they used to

[Jacob Fisher @jfiisher]

I think Silly Bandz needs a comeback. Not for the aesthetic appeal, but because it was really teaching kids how to negociate