John Fitzgerald

Dfs junkie, aspiring options trader, and just overall spreadsheet nerd. Follow for the sporadic no rhyme or reason brain dumps

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@AloeTallow Cuz French fries bang wym

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@AloeTallow Catch anything big?

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@lizard_capital @Blast_L2 @pacmoon_ Never thought of it like that 🤔

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@lizard_capital Mf ain’t you in last 🤣

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@lizard_capital Savage 🤣

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@strassa2 399.58

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@EstablishTheRun Zm

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@highyield6 You sir are a wizard, best follow of my life

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@DeItaone Best news I’ve heard all year LFG

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God I love a good bagel. That’s it, that’s the tweet.

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What are some of the easiest ways to make a few hundred bucks a week from a part time job? No suggestions are bad suggestions.

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Is there a better combo than a slice of pizza and a good football game?

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My roommate boils his chicken every time he cooks it. Who the hell do I report this atrocity to?

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*Insert angry tweet about nfl coaches not understanding math here*

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Such a bittersweet feeling when the time comes to swap from the normal blanket to the down comforter

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I started ceedee lamb over jamarr chase today in my fantasy championship, only a slight 50 point mistake. Ask me anything

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@adamlevitan Congrats my man, no one deserves it more great stuff

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@adamlevitan Best of luck sir

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@adamlevitan Feel like I keep landing on low owned plays or stacks that hit, but can’t quite get the right combo to finish where I need to get payed off.

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@adamlevitan Hey Adam, as resident king gpp bro, how do you avoid tilting long losing stretches in them? Last season was fortunate to hit 3 big wins (for my bank roll anyways) but this year despite feeling good about my play most weeks have nothing to show for it.