Jason Folster☣️

Microbiologist at a public health institute. Antibiotic resistance among enterics is my jam. Bad dad jokes are mine and mine alone.

[Jason Folster☣️ @jfolster]

I just love this graphic

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@_Visionworks I get a message my glasses are ready. I drive all the way there in heavy traffic only to learn you have no doctor onsite and can’t “dispense” my glasses. Are you kidding me?!?

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@KiaGwinnett you have had my vehicle for a week now. You haven’t even looked at it. WTF? Worst service department ever. No calls. No updates unless I call to hear “it hasn’t been looked at yet”. Where is my loner???

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@BrawlStars fraudulent app. Don’t download. Bullshit charges.

[Jason Folster☣️ @jfolster]

@Apple @BrawlStars Scam alert. Fraudulent charges. Do not download this bullshit app. They will silently charge you and Apple will do nothing.

[Jason Folster☣️ @jfolster]

@ATLUTD Jesus, this team is awful.

[Jason Folster☣️ @jfolster]

@FedEx horrible customer service. Your automated service sucks and you make it impossible to talk to a representative. You should just have it tell customers “sorry I can’t help you” and then hang up. Would have saved me time and frustration.

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@Juicebe11 Does it get any better than Josh Allen throwing you the ball?? Be a rock star!

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Sitting Josh was only smart move all game

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@BuffaloBills Jesus, that was god awful. Brady should be fired.

[Jason Folster☣️ @jfolster]

@BuffaloBills fire Brady. Awful play calling

[Jason Folster☣️ @jfolster]

@YouTubeTV @Disney @espn
No MNF? Seriously?? Why do I pay all 3 of you? Guess I should just cancel all 3 then…

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@TheTrekCentral 😢

[Jason Folster☣️ @jfolster]

@ATLUTD this team is awful.

[CDC Antimicrobial Resistance @CDC_AR]

#DYK? Each year in the United States, at least 2.8 million people are infected with antimicrobial-resistant germs—at least 35,000 die.

Learn more: https://t.co/EEotvgCxIE

[Jason Folster☣️ @jfolster]

@ATLUTD God awful. Again.

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@ATLUTD awful. Coaching to blame. Some players need to be benched.

[Jason Folster☣️ @jfolster]

@bugcounter This was before the days of disposable lenses so probably $150 and most people didn’t have more than one set. Hopefully he just cleaned them real well. But he probably didn’t 🤣

[Jason Folster☣️ @jfolster]

@bugcounter I was thinking them assuming they still used those contact lenses.

[Jason Folster☣️ @jfolster]

@bugcounter Next to me on an end table is a tiny glass of “water”. I go to drink it and immediately realized it’s not water so I spit it back into the glass. And some guy in the room wakes up and says “dude! Those are my contacts!”
Risky? 🤣

[Jason Folster☣️ @jfolster]

@bugcounter What about contact lenses that have been in someone else’s mouth? Let me set the scene. College days. Huge house party in Canada after a Tragically Hip show. Everyone crashed wherever they could find a spot. No teeth brushing. I wake up in the morning dying of thirst,