john smyth

Working in charity providing houses for people with long term disabilities. Likes a beer. other account @wdfafootball

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

And there we have it
The man who has not bothered to vote in Parliament since March 18th
The man who has essentially disappeared from view for 3 weeks - terrified of questions
Puts on a performative political act for the camera's at 12.26pm
By 3.26pm he is off in a swanky club - so the Parliament appearance as ever was pure show for the camera's as he knew his Party had a question

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

BBC News team make an incredible discovery:

“I think we’ve found him…
In the deep crevice just above.
Keep climbing a few feet higher chaps…don’t mention the £5m gift and we should be able to entice Nigel Farage from his hiding place for an interview…”

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

" I think were onto a winner here Trig, play it nice and cool son,nice and cool you know what i mean?"

[john smyth @jfp23]

@Laurencereade Last one?

[john smyth @jfp23]

@Preedo2 @sophielouisecc I don’t think she is a journalist and she is definitely not left wing.

[john smyth @jfp23]

@danohagan @thetreehousepod @prodnose @loupepper Was a great night
Shame we never got to hear your ufo story!!!

[john smyth @jfp23]

@bushontheradio 668 the neighbour of the beast

[john smyth @jfp23]

@Socket1Sophie Is count your favourite ever word Sophie?

[john smyth @jfp23]

@MarinaPurkiss Oh what a great title, drinking a coffee when I read it and spat it all over my white t shirt

[john smyth @jfp23]

@Matt_Langley11 @StanCollymore My pet hate is people referring it as Sunday League.
In Oxfordshire there are no Sunday leagues but lots of Saturday football below step 6.
Let’s just call it park football
Oh and club Lino’s are expected to give offsides.
The vast majority of them don’t cheat

[OxTweets @OxTweets]

"@WitneyMusicFest" Witney Music Festival isn’t just a weekend event; it’s a two-week celebration of live music that spills out into the vibrant pubs of the town! For two glorious weeks, local venues become stages for an array of talented musicians … @OxTweets

[john smyth @jfp23]

@StanCollymore What must Ward-Prowse have done to Nuno to not get in this awful West Ham side?

[john smyth @jfp23]

@ConnollyAgs You not heard of pubs?

[john smyth @jfp23]

@_samantha8 Kinda similar - all Turkied out

[john smyth @jfp23]

@laura_lou_44 Turkey, pork and gammon.
Probably not all at once though

[john smyth @jfp23]

@bushontheradio Gary Briggs at OUFC, scared many a player, just ask Gary Lineker.

[john smyth @jfp23]

@pixelprayer Kiwi

[john smyth @jfp23]

These artists topped my listening this year. #SpotifyWrapped no surprise there https://t.co/VYFXPBrR7k

[john smyth @jfp23]

@swissyellow Their forum makes good reading.
All saying same thing - the keeper kept the score down etc