And there we have it
The man who has not bothered to vote in Parliament since March 18th
The man who has essentially disappeared from view for 3 weeks - terrified of questions
Puts on a performative political act for the camera's at 12.26pm
By 3.26pm he is off in a swanky club - so the Parliament appearance as ever was pure show for the camera's as he knew his Party had a question
BBC News team make an incredible discovery:
“I think we’ve found him…
In the deep crevice just above.
Keep climbing a few feet higher chaps…don’t mention the £5m gift and we should be able to entice Nigel Farage from his hiding place for an interview…”
@Matt_Langley11@StanCollymore My pet hate is people referring it as Sunday League.
In Oxfordshire there are no Sunday leagues but lots of Saturday football below step 6.
Let’s just call it park football
Oh and club Lino’s are expected to give offsides.
The vast majority of them don’t cheat
"@WitneyMusicFest" Witney Music Festival isn’t just a weekend event; it’s a two-week celebration of live music that spills out into the vibrant pubs of the town! For two glorious weeks, local venues become stages for an array of talented musicians … @OxTweets