jus jess

Life is like a box of chocolates

[chopped sashimi @chuncmoder]

order a 6th beer and continue to think about how i’ve betrayed and destroyed myself for absolutely fucking nothing

[Sulla @spqr_sulla]

I have a whole folder of these

[Armando Gaycot @MondoBurger05]

#PourDahBihGahOnYourCrotchChallenge

[jus jess @jginger300]

@Oleclearcut85 @dieonyourfeet @Azariel91 His website damn near ELIMINATED drug violence between buyers and sellers in certain areas. I think the govt was mad he cut into their market. And you absolutely can be mad that the police and govt are not playing by the same LAWS that we have to.

[Sherman McCoy @wasphyxiation]

> notorious womanizer despite being fat and bald
> retires at 42 as the richest man in the colonies by building a fortune on posting
> world-leading scientist in his SPARE TIME despite little formal education
> hired by the government during the revolution to schmooze people in France
> founded the future most powerful country on earth
> died at an old age universally admired

Reminder: Ben Franklin was the biggest baller of all time

[jus jess @jginger300]

@dieonyourfeet @Azariel91 Yea this is completely fake but i disagree with you on the pathetic part. You should look up Ross Ulbricht and why Trump pardoned him. The police couldn’t actually get him on anything illegal and they set up several fake scenarios to coerce him into ordering hits FROM u/c police

[S🤭ck B🤭y @CanadianSockBro]

14 year old me said "Wow I wish I could see Ellen Page's tits" and the monkeys paw slowly curled one finger

[harm reduction hedonista🃏 @suboxoneshawty]

when he’s severely addicted to opioids but u still love him anyways

[Death Becomes Herr Tuchel 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🦉 @JailTheEnglish]

😐

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Birmingham Police are now asking us all to stop sharing this video. Oops.

[gay contraption @temuchainz]

its sad that nobody references this one anymore

[Prufrock 🧃 @JAlfredJuicebox]

Imagine this but for a country your ancestors built

[charlotte of steel‼💥💥 @steelnil]

i was looking through the letterboxd reviews for lolita (1997) since i just finished watching it and i get the feeling people just wanted it to be like this

[Todd S. Howard @ToddHowardSigma]

He died in 1994

[RAH-66 COMANCHE @rah_66_comanche]

The United States destroyed the Burmese Army on the ground in 1970 with Huey gunships in a secret operation.

[TwistedTexan @TwistedTexanDFW]

Everyone zeroes in on the M203s and M2.

I see a FAMAS.

That FAMAS... there are VERY few legally allowed in the US. (Under 200.) ($25K AND UP for semi-auto.) Probably FOUR full auto in the US.

The M2... $40-70K for a transferable full auto.

Where. Did. They. Come. From???

[pwNSFW DNI NSFW DNI NSFW DNI NSFW DNI NSFW DNI NS @pwn66k_]

timeline deadass just BULLSHIT