Jesse Hartley

born to be a raccoon. forced to do theatre.

[Jesse Hartley @jh_rtly]

I think my goal in life is to be the most confusing person people know

[cabby @cabby]

gay new yorker: hey im walking queer

[Fergus Morgan @FergusMorgan]

An observation: the Edinburgh Fringe's broken model has made a reviewer's job harder. With most acts making a huge emotional and financial investment to be here, it feels very uncomfortable criticising them.

I am nice! I do not like saying negative things to vulnerable people!

[🎏 | autistic gay wizard @wizardsofautism]

a bonus feature of being autistic

[Jesse Hartley @jh_rtly]

Important fringe update, just saw a hairless cat in a backpack!

[Jesse Hartley @jh_rtly]

So so proud of Neil :)

[Jesse Hartley @jh_rtly]

being an intimacy director is really funny because I mention it and people folk to me like seagulls which I love because they’re so cute and excited about what I do and it makes me happy.

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

when shelters name cats stuff like george forman grill and pocket wrench i’m like that is what i’m TALKIN ABOUT

[Jesse Hartley @jh_rtly]

@ghostduet Showing them this tweet when you apply to stard*st

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

This WWF ad is genius.

[Jesse Hartley @jh_rtly]

@ghostduet kaden I’m gonna shame u for this

[Jesse Hartley @jh_rtly]

@postproctorism Born to be a Jewish dad for real

[Jesse Hartley @jh_rtly]

I bring a Jewish getting to the airport so early that I cannot check my bag for another hour and a half vibe

[maryanna 🧃they/she @smallemache]

i need to not be in long distance anymore i want our home and dog and building furniture

[Jesse Hartley @jh_rtly]

I have been traveling for over 24 hours and I’m eepy. God gives his toughest battles to his sleepiest of soldiers

[Rebecca Alter @ralter]

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[Jesse Hartley @jh_rtly]

I am running on zero sleep and a dream!