jonb

Bear Down 🐻⬇️ Troy Aikman is a Terrorist

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

Handles.
Defense.
3 ball.
And he’ll beat da other team star player ass if they wanna fight.

DA CAPTAIN. KIRK HINRICH

[That Guy Rocked @ThatGuyRocked]

Dee Brown

That guy rocked.

[Rep. Dan Goldman @RepDanGoldman]

Our president has been credibly accused of sexually assaulting a child, and his DOJ is hiding those accusations from the public. It is an outrage and a disgrace.

@AGPamBondi must appoint a special counsel to investigate Trump. The victims deserve justice, and the American people deserve to know whether their president is guilty of these heinous accusations.

@TheJusticeDept is failing the survivors and the American people. Shame on them.

[Justin Wolfers @JustinWolfers]

Interviewer: "When you look at today's numbers, what do they tell us about the effectiveness of Donald Trump's tariffs."

Me, very serious economist: "Hahahahahahahahahahaha... hahahahahahahaha... hahahahahahahaha... oh, wow."

Sometimes all you can do is laugh at the absurdity.

[Syfreeed 🚂 @Syfreeed]

The McCaskeys can go fuck themselves. Chicago deserves better than having their historic franchise leveraged so the owners can afford one more yacht. Everyone involved in this should be deeply ashamed, embarrassed, and held liable. also fuck you Kevin Warren I hate you

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

Jobs added

Biden in 2024: 1,460,000
Trump in 2025: 181,000

An 87% decrease.

Are we great again?

[Eric @EricG1247]

"I'm not racist. You are racist. "

Lol

A poll tax is a poll tax. Unless you make all ids free and hassle free to obtain, then it's a poll tax designed to restrict voting, which is against the Constitution.

[Eric Owens @ericowensdc]

To all the young people who voted for Trump because you were concerned about rising prices:

You're suckers. You're dupes. You're idiots.

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

Tough day

[Manchester City @ManCity]

95. AGUERO SCORES AND WINS THE LEAGUE!!!!

[jonb @jhawnb]

@Nick7Adams Did you watch that game? Not to mention 3 straight first weekend exits as the favored seed. Each of those losses we were severely outcoached just like tonight

[jonb @jhawnb]

@barstoolcarl BAD CARL NO! Brad had shot our tourney hopes in the head for another year in a row.

[jonb @jhawnb]

Now throw on the press with 3 minutes left not 10 minutes ago? Just piss on my grave while you’re at it @IlliniMBB end underwood pls

[jonb @jhawnb]

Illinois can’t keep doing this

[Manchester City @ManCity]

All 𝘀𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 derby day knee slides this season! 👊

[SHEIKH (DK) 👑 @SheikhMCI]

That Man City is ruining football.

• City have provided investment and redevelopment into the greater Manchester area.
• The CFG has revitalized clubs around the globe.
• Provided a business template for other clubs to imitate.
• Staff for other clubs to poach.
• CFG develop and provide quality players to clubs all over.
• Significant investment into the women’s game and its growth.
• Pep has changed English football for the better.
• Broke the “wheel” and provided real competition to the traditional cartel clubs.
• Dominance on the pitch has opened up new commercial opportunities for club and league, more fans, more revenue.

You may not like the club, which is fine. There are plenty of clubs I don’t like. But just like I cannot deny the historical excellence or cultural impact of a Man United or Liverpool or Arsenal.. any rational adult cannot deny the growth, impact, trajectory, and tantalizing future of Manchester City.

[jonb @jhawnb]

@ChicagoBears @cairosantos19 Getsy should be tarred and feathered for the amount of screen passes he’s called