Sprout God

Beasting off the riesling

[Sprout God @jherrykhan]

https://t.co/a9zwyDjFAN

[Zito @_Zeets]

Sometimes in the middle of an NFL game, I’ll remember this clip and start laughing

[fooler initiative @metroadlib]

This is why Vivek and Elon said y'all can't work for them. Dumb shit like this.

[Sprout God @jherrykhan]

You say 'get em' I say 'GOT EM'

[Art Candee 🍿🥤 @ArtCandee]

This was a fantastic water drop in the Hollywood Hills Sunset Fire from one of the aerial firefighting planes.

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[Sprout God @jherrykhan]

@DragonflyJonez look at GAH GAH

[judd crud @snotwurst420]

Chicago Apartment Tour
$350/month in Logan Square

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

honestly I appreciate that jimmy saw the pose and locked in with him.

[Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell]

Sam Darnold had a 1.1 QBR in the Seeing Ghosts game against the Patriots on MNF, for context.

[Sprout God @jherrykhan]

@iamrahstradamus If I'm Chase Brown I'm heated. Burrow griddying in the end zone, meanwhile I'm on the sideline with my leg still twisted behind my back... just for 1 second to run off the clock

[Sprout God @jherrykhan]

@DragonflyJonez Scooby: Dumb, unreliable, seemingly unkempt/probably musty
Snoopy: Knows how to accessorize, can bust out a jig, extremely with the shits

...wtf is there even to discuss here??

[Sprout God @jherrykhan]

@DragonflyJonez Scoob was cool or whatever, but if anything that's just the homie. Snoopy is the OG.

Feels blasphemous to even have to say it smh

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

I've seen quite a few replies saying Scooby Doo is more famous than Snoopy. Couple things:

For one, finally an argument worth having on twitter.

And two, for the people saying Scooby Doo is more famous than Snoopy......are you fucking INSANE

[Sprout God @jherrykhan]

@metroadlib "yes I like to go out sometimes"
"ma'am that was not the question"

[Zito @_Zeets]

Have to go back to where the apocalypse started:

Ugh, another soul lost
Had to make his shirt match my oxblood-colored Porsche
Ugh, the rims match, of course
Blood hit his Timbs, it reminded me of them

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

didn’t know you were still allowed to post REAL HIPHOP on this app 🔥🔥🔥

[Sprout God @jherrykhan]

@oldlinds an all-timer 🥹

[Sprout God @jherrykhan]

Oh no not a community note. Out here spreading DISINFORMATION wow

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

1 of 1.

[Sprout God @jherrykhan]

hahah no way

[Mack Hollins @mackhollins]

Gotta be quicker than that! 😅😮‍💨

[girl with many prospects @harryscowgirI]

i thought i saw jason kelce at least 3 times here