Jordan McKimm

he/him • Quarter of a century-ish old • PrOwOgrammer • #IStandWithMyLegs

[Jordan McKimm @jhmckimm]

@Saadeghi These videos were 3 whole months apart - and the landscape is changing so fast these days, so I don't see the issue?

I also don't get asking him to delete the older video. They're a reflection of the state of things at the time of publish, most people understand this.

[Jordan McKimm @jhmckimm]

@sflorimm I would immediately task a full-time team of 3 people with spinning up a UUID-generating microservice backed by a database of all generated UUIDs. Other services can query this one when they need a UUID, and it can pre-check for collisions to ensure they never happen again.

[Jordan McKimm @jhmckimm]

@TheBobPony "Hotfix(s)" is driving me mad.

[Jordan McKimm @jhmckimm]

@unixterminal Windows is absolutely not good. It *used* to be good, but now it is bloated, unreliable, and poorly performing.

[Jordan McKimm @jhmckimm]

@Richard_ISC @TracketPacer It'll plateau, and I reckon 10G will be about as much as most people need. Beyond that, where is anyone getting the storage? It's expensive enough and I do not think it's going to come down much over the next 50 years unless there are significant breakthroughs.

[Jordan McKimm @jhmckimm]

@rgonzalezcl @mjovanovictech What? Why?

[Jordan McKimm @jhmckimm]

@FallacyIL @wholemars @ImSh4yy Bcrypt being slow is a *good* thing.

[Jordan McKimm @jhmckimm]

@OdiousToadX @RealFrankyDog @catalinmpit Agree with almost all of this. There are running costs involved with servers; energy and maintenance. It is also less reliable unless you replicate off-site.

[Jordan McKimm @jhmckimm]

@Pu64856 @Hasen_Judi Wdym what am I even doing

[Jordan McKimm @jhmckimm]

@Pu64856 @Hasen_Judi Example: Migrating an application from PHP 5.6 to 8.X while also rolling out feature updates to the 5.6 version. I run 2 php-apache containers with the source mounted in each. I don't even need PHP on my machine. It's a godsend.

[Jordan McKimm @jhmckimm]

@Pu64856 @Hasen_Judi That's such an ignorant take. I use it extensively for development because I am constantly shifting between requirements, and I want to know how it runs on my machine is how it will run on prod.

[Jordan McKimm @jhmckimm]

@simonso15792314 @ScotGovFM @JohnSwinney @scotgov You can support Jewish people and condemn Israel at the same time. Jewish people do exactly that.

[Jordan McKimm @jhmckimm]

@stylishdawg It's still more than what most people do. I'm not seeing the problem.

[Jordan McKimm @jhmckimm]

@d5_rss @Keir_Starmer People are only pissed about this because it doesn't conform to their racist agendas. Replace "hotel full of immigrants" with "school full of children" and see how far that gets you in the public eye.

[Jordan McKimm @jhmckimm]

@d5_rss @Keir_Starmer When you call to set fire hotels in which anyone is staying, let alone immigrants, it is incitement of violence and it's an offence. There have been enough imprisonments over it in the past that she should've known what she was doing.

[Elias Witt @realwitt]

@tsoding A chance to share this gem

[Jordan McKimm @jhmckimm]

@DrCosmar @xyphophorus @Psy_ware Hi bud, just checking in on how cooked he is given that ProvenIndustries voluntarily dismissed the lawsuit. Want to know your thoughts xoxo

[Jordan McKimm @jhmckimm]

@BCShinner @GigaBasedDad It's not that you are standing your ground, more how you are doing it. Calling me a child in your response only supports my claim that you are losing your shit because it's clear you're letting your emotions drive this discussion rather than logic.

[Jordan McKimm @jhmckimm]

@BCShinner @GigaBasedDad Can you please find me a definition of the word which states it must be productive? Because I have had a good scour and cannot find this "inception" you speak of.

[Jordan McKimm @jhmckimm]

@BCShinner @GigaBasedDad > stable and emotionally secure.

> losing their shit over the usage of a word.