Jiaaro

Tech stuff. Vocoder enthusiast. Person who cares about things. On the internet: always jiaaro. Also [email protected]

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Actual talents involved in programming:
- naming things
- introspective thinking
- explaining things to other people clearly

[Jamie Signorile @SigsNYC]

$8K to the best build. On Aug 20, builders get a full day of early access to Kizen's agentic orchestration system to go head to head, judged live on what you ship that day. Bring a real use case, leave with a working version running.

Apply now: https://t.co/vdwwxc0hza

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@b0rk Yes! I love remaking as a learning tactic.

Also works with games and songs (as in, re-making a recording of a song)

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Whoever designed these toys that yell out for attention after not being touched for an hour should be disbarred from the lollipop guild or whatever

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"You can't build a sustainable system with one time dollars"
- Tom Frieden

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@mulderc Yeah It’s bad - you can hardly even use old software that hasn’t grown bloated because it usually just doesn’t work at all

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@mulderc The amazing features dont run on your amazing computer. They run on 1/8th of a just-ok computer 750 miles away 🎉

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@porlando What’s the usual reason? What’s the reason this time?

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@marcoarment one case where I’d describe someone as behind their computer is when they are also behind a desk, like at a bank

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@mergesort Actual implementation: sha1(sha256(val))

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@xor Put on a some door dash merch and double park out front when you ask

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@ajabdelaziz @RogueOutcasts Ever since this tweet I’m getting mentioned in giveaway spam like daily lol

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Wonder which state will have the honor of being first to have more COVID cases than college degrees - West Virginia and Louisiana are close

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@phil_nft @TomHarrigan Hahaha - I think another decade would be more appropriate, but no I wouldn’t double down. Empirically, tools that survive a decade are all but guaranteed to be used forever. It was clear the bet was lost within 3 years

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@ItsAGreenOne Forced. It’s really not on the same level. There are UI bugs that persist for months

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The web sure is something these days

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@dmofengineering Can we deploy at midnight?

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@PeytonWXYZ Also helps to get everybody into the smallest room you can fit into for sleep, and close the door, etc to keep the heat in

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What’s your most highly developed skill that you’d intentionally omit from your resume?

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@porlando I mean, How else do you make sure people are home when you play the message?

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whoever designed smoke detectors to make the same sound for "fire" and "low battery" should be fired

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@patrickdeuley @hvnlyevan @blaseball oh yeah, 102%