Neil Johnstone

travel loving scot

[Neil Johnstone @jigthejock]

@fesshole Once had a client importing wellington boots (wellies) but i typed "willies"

[Neil Johnstone @jigthejock]

@EE @cARacTac Not since dial up have i had such poor boadband. I was pushed to ee from plusnet and it is terrible. Six times this evening i have had bufferring and my hub shut down entirely. I have Virgin Broadband at the bottom of my garden. In the meantime you can refund my payments.

[Neil Johnstone @jigthejock]

@fesshole My car was done in Walsall they took the stereo but ejected and left my Carpenters CD

[Neil Johnstone @jigthejock]

@MartinSLewis Is this salary sacrifice scheme the same as AVCs?

[Neil Johnstone @jigthejock]

@Noirchick1 39 Steps. Any of them except Kenneth More remake

[Neil Johnstone @jigthejock]

Is that Greta Thunberg?

[Talking Pictures TV @TalkingPicsTV]

The classic story of CARRIE'S WAR (2004) 4:55pm #TPTVsubtitles
Starring ⭐ #AlunArmstrong #GeraldineMcEwan #JackStanley

[Neil Johnstone @jigthejock]

@AboutScotlandd @MotherwellFC @Udinese_1896 @_GIFN @footballitalia @The_Young_Team @IntlClearance In a world of football inflation, what an insult. £50M at least

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[Neil Johnstone @jigthejock]

@offtheballbbc Maccy D

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@offtheballbbc President of tbe South

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@fesshole Would it be a good idea to get Simon to do the sad news on TV and radio and leave the good news to the fluffy bunnies

[Neil Johnstone @jigthejock]

@fesshole My mates father got catheritised, said it was the best night sleep he had for 40 years

[Neil Johnstone @jigthejock]

@Latenitemusic1 Everyday

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@ExBeefeaterDave @VeteranIrish Journey

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@benonwine I was 12, RE teacher asked if religion was important. I tore him a new one. War, football, genocide. Still one of my best moments. Dont think he ever recovered.

[Neil Johnstone @jigthejock]

@Only9built Got mine from Amazon

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@fesshole I was a student on work experience and my draughtsman mentor said always carry a measuring tape. Measure something and walk back to the office. No one will ever ask.

[Neil Johnstone @jigthejock]

@bolderston_mark Never seen a sun roof an a capri

[Neil Johnstone @jigthejock]

@fesshole not quite my fess. Took over a marketing department that ran lots of promotions. Buy 25 get free bottle of whisky idea. First audit, ran the delivery addresses and caught all of the staff sending themselves booze. Needed a new team after that.

[Neil Johnstone @jigthejock]

@MarkHaydock5 If you cant use your smart phone while driving, how can you use a massive iPad bolted to your dashboard