Life is fucking electric bro. Don’t fall for the doomer shit. Thats for losers and normies scared of their own shadows. Walk around like God sent you and smile at everyone you see. Spread light and abundance. Build things and take chances. This is the best time in history!
We gave Clavicular three options…
-Be 5’4” and have $50,000,000
-Be 5’10” and very funny
-Be 6’3”, fat, broke, obese, and balding
“I would say the middle option in the immediate context, but the person who's 5'4" arguably has the best chance to ascend, right?”
Hunter Biden to Bill Maher: You want to talk about my business dealings? Let's talk about Don Jr.'s billions in Pentagon contracts, Jared Kushner's $6.5B Saudi-backed fund, and the Trump family crypto: "a bank in which they are able to go and launder their money."
-High school sports
-College parties
-hot girls outnumber put-together dudes 2000 to 1
-sleepovers with your best friends staying up til 2AM watching Interstellar
-get jacked
-crush it at work
-find an honest woman (with a good body)
-travel the world
-host banger dinner parties
-live in the same town with your friends coaching your kids’ Little League team together
-be a hot strong dad
-be the house everyone in your town wants to be at on Thanksgiving -you’re spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion miracle
You’re so lucky it’s absurd and you have nothing to lose :)
Jeff Bezos on why he wants a trillion humans in the solar system
"I would love to see a trillion humans living in the solar system. If we had a trillion humans, we would have at any given time a 1,000 Mozarts and a 1,000 Einsteins"
"Our solar system would be full of life and intelligence and energy. And we can easily support a civilization that large with all of the resources in the solar system"
Sam Altman: we are in the singularity
Demis Hassabis: when we look back on this time, i think we will realize that we were standing in the foothills of the singularity
Elon Musk: we have entered the singularity, just the very early stages of it
Jensen Huang: we've achieved AGI
Popular streamer Ray called out 40-year-old Mike Majlak live on IMPAULSIVE for being single and constantly chasing new options:
Ray: "You need kids. You need family. You need a wife! You’re 40, bro…….start a family! Why are you still doing this?"
Logan Paul: "Look, although Mike doesn't look like a guy who'd get girls, he gets all the girls because he has the gift of gab. He can talk."
Mike Majlak: "It's a curse! When you can constantly just hit refresh, it makes settling down impossible.
Plus, the divorce rate is 70%! A couple years later, you ain't got a wife anyway."
Ray: "That's just sad, bro. I look at you in a different way now."
Logan says endless options make settling down harder, while Ray claims hitting 40 without a family means you're avoiding reality.
Is having "too many choices" actually a curse, or is Mike just using high divorce rates as an excuse to avoid growing up?
We are supposedly at war to stop Iran from enriching the uranium we “obliterated” over a year ago.
Yesterday we signed a deal to help Saudi Arabia enrich uranium.
The first time the United States has ever helped another country enrich uranium on foreign soil.
The Saudis refused the inspection protocol 140 other countries accept. Too intrusive, they said.
Trump agreed. He signed a national security waiver to get around the rule.
The Saudis paid Kushner $100 million. They put $2 billion into his firm. They put another $6 billion into LIV Golf, which pays Trump properties to host its tournaments. They signed ten billion dollars in Trump-branded real estate deals in Jeddah and Riyadh. All in just the last few years.
But sure. My paintings.