Ndungu

#AI 🇵🇸

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

“I can’t locate president Ruto nowadays because the thing he said during elections and the things he is doing now are two different things”

~Julias malema

[UEFA @UEFA]

Statement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National AssociationStatement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National AssociationStatement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National AssociationStatement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National Associations

[Ndungu @jiheshim]

Nibbas would have to move fabrics of space and time to remove m...

[PETA @peta]

We put a human “lobster” on a plate outside @MELobsterFest to force people to see the victim behind the tradition🦞💔

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

AISHA JUMWA GRILLED:

MP grilled over alleged embezzlement of Ksh.300M in CDF cash. Jumwa case involves alleged irregular CDF tender awards. Detectives probe web involving alleged loss of millions of shillings #Tonight

[Ndungu @jiheshim]

$SPCX

[Ndungu @jiheshim]

We now have to stop saying #Rut0mustgo to #Rutoisgone look at the numbers. Thank you Sifuna!!

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Ahsante Trans Nzoia….kesho tupeleke kwa wazazi

[Ndungu @jiheshim]

Technically he did. You're just ignorant

[Shemido @Shemido1]

Mlisema Sifuna ni Obama 😃
Uliona wapi Obama akiweka paybill 😃

[Ndungu @jiheshim]

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[Ndungu @jiheshim]

After watching this documentary, I've realized Ruto only has two cards left: violence, which is failing embarrassingly, and bribery — but people are just pocketing his money with no votes in return.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

NTV unmasks hooded men who attacked DCP campaign truck in Gilgil.

DCP campaign truck mechanic John Ashiona: Wakaniambia leo tunakuua, wakanipea acid nikunywe, wakasema 'piga yeye risasi mara moja turushe hapo kwa mahindi'...

#TheOlKalouCrimeScene @Karanja_Ibrah

[Ndungu @jiheshim]

Day 10 of being incredibly proud of Ol Kalou residents.

[Ndungu @jiheshim]

Rut0 in 2027: I know Kenyans may have voted me out but God want me to continue so I'll overturn peoples will. Because God told my wife so.

[Jacob Juma @WhatEHappened]

If these 2007 PEV video touches your timeline, please long press on it and repost. The people who organised 2007 violence are back, with police and goons and our stolen taxes behind them. They must be stopped

[Ndungu @jiheshim]

@C_NyaKundiH On it

[Ndungu @jiheshim]

Dude???

[dilemma @actuallyimthe]

Argentina just beat Spain at the 2026 World Cup final, 3-2.

[Ndungu @jiheshim]

huh

[Sam Altman @sama]

today we launched ChatGPT. try talking with it here:

https://t.co/uWra8LKFMN

[Ndungu @jiheshim]

Some choose their GOAT for the entertainment. I chose mine for his mentality and inspiration.

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

A message of hope to the children affected by the conflict in Syria. @SavetheChildren

[Ndungu @jiheshim]

@damnidc__

[Ndungu @jiheshim]

Guess which country has been awarded the most penalties in the World Cup history.

[Ndungu @jiheshim]

Hot take: The government manufactured a fake protest to blockade the CBD so they could be left alone to do something shady — I'm talking sacrifices and painting themselves with blood. We thought it was fear but this is beyond that

[Ndungu @jiheshim]

That split-second of regret when you release the Shift key thinking you’re done… only to immediately need it for the next character.