JiminyJilickers

36 - he/him - here for da chubs

[JJ in NH @JustJoshinNH]

“Am I shadow banned” dude your followers got blown up by a Ukrainian drone

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

If you hit enough Russian data centers, a ton of “American” Twitter accounts suddenly stop posting.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

We’ve been talking about this for years.

None of these far-right movements are organic.

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

Peter Thiel laying awake at night thinking of every possible way we can advance AI just for the Pope to call it gay and then go watch the white sox game on like a 30 inch TV rules so hard

[Murdoink @Murdoink]

the timeline is full of biddy blas

[JuguioR🇧🇷 @JuguioR]

Os chineses interagiram 5 dias com a esquerda BR e já sacaram o modus operandi dela pqp

[Rick @Richard83281269]

This is what the USA looks like to the world.
If you are not following Jonathan, Follow him.
He is spot on and amazing.

[Li Mengbai @lvjin1993]

小孩问庄子，什么是诡辩。庄子反问：我家来了两个客人，一个很干净，一个很脏。我请他俩洗澡，你觉得谁会洗？
小孩脱口而出；肯定是脏的那个!
庄子摇摇头：不对。干净的人爱干净，脏的人不在乎脏，应该是干净的人洗。
小孩赶紧改口：那就是干净的洗。
庄子又笑了：又错了。干净的人没必要洗，脏的人才需要洗，是脏的洗。
小孩情了：那到底是谁洗？
庄子说：干净的人有习惯，脏的人有需要，两个人都洗。不等小孩反应，他又补了一句；其实俩人都不洗，干净的不用洗，脏的不爱洗。
小孩彻底迷糊。
庄子这才点明：这就是诡辩。逻辑都通顺，但答案却不一样，很多人跟你争论，逻辑听着都没问题，但结论可以随意变换。
绕来绕去，目的不是求真，只是把你绕晕。
遇到这种诡辩，不必争辩。

[fran🏒 @IlyasCigarette]

*taps sign*

[しきょう🍙 @shikyou_1314]

ここジャンプしてからの勢いはおかゆん至上屈指の30秒間だと思ってる

どちらかと言うと名場面枠かもだけど
#突然TLにかわいいおかゆを流す

[Aurora Britt @Britt4rva]

It’s so interesting how many people want to apocalypse larp and talk about colapse and then I try and talk about hardening sewer systems they get bored. Like buddy the apocalypse is going to be boring as shit. It’s just spending all day fixing shit that you wished never broke.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

You couldn’t fix a fucking pool

[Diogenes of Santa Cruz - @hoplit.bsky.social @hoplitnet]

HE WAS A WEALTHY NEW YORK CELEBRITY REAL ESTATE SPECULATOR, HOW TF DID YOU DUMB FUCKING HICKS THINK HE WAS YOUR SAVIOR

[LPC @landpalestine]

This is the ICE agent who shot into a car with a 5 year old child in it. It’s just a random guy pointing a gun at you

Brenden Cuni is his name make him famous

[chris cross big apple sauce 🍎🗽🍕🥯 @notchrisvolpe]

Idk a single person who wouldn’t flee from a random, unidentifiable guy in a $5 construction vest pointing a rifle at them and their preschooler.

This is disgusting and I hope these images are etched into your brains for every future election you ever vote in.

[Dylan Williams @dylanotes]

You guys fucked up painting the bottom of a pool.

[EthanV⌨️イーサンブイ @ethanv1992]

Too soon!!

[ススズの反応集 @susuzunohannou]

ソートアルゴリズムの一つであるボゴソートを、マチタンとテイオーで解説可視化したものが海外で話題になっているらしい。

ていうかボゴソートって何？

[Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @ReichlinMelnick]

Deters: "I have paid you $300,000 over the years. ... I need results."

Guilfoyle: "Stop papering all these things. It’s really dangerous. Just call me on Signal. ... if you write an email or a text about, l’m gonna kill you cause I love you but you’re so out of control"

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

AFTER THEY SPENT THE LAST 48 HOURS TELLING US WE TOOK IT OUT OF CONTEXT, HE SAYS IT AGAIN.

REMOVE HIM FROM OFFICE HOLY SHIT.