Q-Texan

I am a unseen Blues Brother and member of the KISS Army. Mustache of Justice, Mustache Avenger, and Angry Flower Pirate are some of the names I answer to.

[Q-Texan @jimdoyal]

@bamabill28

[Q-Texan @jimdoyal]

@shell062598

[Q-Texan @jimdoyal]

@Alliepanda13 Yes it does

[Q-Texan @jimdoyal]

@Jenshair1 Happy Birthday

[Chad Prather @WatchChad]

Two weeks ago you were ready to assassinate judges and today you’re screaming no one is above the law.

[Mark Meuser @MarkMeuser]

Imagine the backlash if while he was in office, Trump had Obama's home raided and AOC’s phone seized.

Are you tired of the double standard?

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

I trust eating week old sushi off a toilet seat in a dive bar in Tijuana more than I do fair American elections.

[Mike @Parentpains]

So alcohol awareness isn’t just raising awareness of your favourite alcohol?

Well this is an awkward meeting.

[Q-Texan @jimdoyal]

@kvlovely19 Con Air

[Q-Texan @jimdoyal]

@NFL This has been the poorest excuse for officiating I’ve ever seen on the professional level. It has been horrible all year.

[Aimee Helene @AimeeHelene1]

I miss the days when I got my cardio from walking in endless circles to unwrap the phone cord from around me.

[Tony @redskins4416051]

Round and round is my favorite song while mowing the yard.

[Q-Texan @jimdoyal]

Just saying

[FunWithKris&Brit @KrisnBrit]

Kinda wish I could be 3 yrs old again so I could get away w/ running around nude and devoid of reason until someone forced me to nap

[Inappropriate Charm @LackOfShame]

[Elevator door opens]

Stranger: Up or down?

Me: Kinda down today, actually. I've gained some weight, there's been layoffs at work, and I

[Q-Texan @jimdoyal]

Finish him

[Q-Texan @jimdoyal]

Drink

[Q-Texan @jimdoyal]

Just one

[Q-Texan @jimdoyal]

It really does