Under Shakira Law:
- all breasts are only allowed to be small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains.
- hips are not allowed to lie.
What other laws am I missing?
A Mourinho type goal. Direct, simple football.
From ball recovery to goal in 9 seconds.
If you can create a chance with 1 pass, do it with 1 pass. No pre-programmed build-up pattern shenanigans.
I just finished watching the documentary and to me Casillas was wrong. I understand him, but he was wrong.
Real Madrid has nothing to do with Spain. Barcelona was dominating football and dominating Spain for years, Mourinho was brought in to change that and at the beginning he tried the nice guy thing and he was beaten 5-0, he then decided to be brutal.
The goal is to win, how you do it doesn’t matter, just win for us. Barcelona will beat you 5-0 and celebrate in your face and you still want to do nice guy. They pretend to love or respect you in front of you and make fun of you behind you.
Pique will do this 🖐🏽 to the fans after winning 5-0 and you think he’s a cool guy? That same Pique still makes fun of them till date, as in…TILL DATE, even after retirement. He makes fun of Casillas till now, the so called guy that wanted to make peace. It’s pure stupidity in my opinion. They don’t like you or care about your feelings.
It is the exact same thing that’s happening now. Yamal needed to say rubbish before they woke up in last season’s first El Classico, without that Yamal comment they weren’t going to take that Classico serious.
The only player that always acts like he hates Barcelona every day of the week is Vinicius. We don’t want that friendly mentality.
Barca players pretend to love and respect you in front of you and hate you behind. Yamal greeted Madrid players calmly and still posted rubbish on his IG.
Pedri will greet Modric and praise him in the press but post Modric sitting on the floor beside him on IG.
Dean Huijsen said after his move to Madrid, the Barca players in Spain made fun of him in the Spain camp because he joined Madrid.
If that’s not enough to make you mad what is? All the while we were beating them in 2024 they hated us, that’s why they always rub their win in our faces. We are not friends. When you go to Spain you can act like friends. The rivalry is bigger than the Spanish national team.
When they won the league last season in that Classico match, Yamal was greeting players like they were cool in the stands and on his IG he posted “talk is cheap” in response to what Bellingham said after the first El Classico. By which Bellingham only said that because Yamal was running his mouth.
You’re not friends when you play for club. Calling Xavi to make peace when your coach is doing everything possible to win is total betrayal. Make peace in the national team, win there, but when you play for club, you’re enemies. You don’t call to make peace when your team is trying to overthrown them.
Jose Mourinho was right, what Casillas did was wrong. That is another reason Casillas hates Perez as well.
He should go to hell. Peace my ass.
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