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[m𑣲cèo @maceomarzotto]

when tf did they stop painting speed bumps yellow i was just in the fcking air

[Ruby @RVBYRVBY]

My ultimate sexual fantasy? Hmm…probably a clean home…a gym nearby…walkable city…a themed dinner party with my friends every month…a stable job

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.

[mini 👑 @mini4butches]

when I say ‘chat’ it’s because i’m referring to the imaginary twitch chat that is constantly observing me not chatgpt

[SERAYAH @warmtonebody]

Who produced Pyramids for Frank Ocean? Do it again nigga

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

The fact that you can’t even afford a simple treat or buy yourself something nice without feeling like you’re making a terrible financial decision is so annoying, and this is despite working a 9-5, 40 hours a week.

[jas ⁺˚⋆｡°✩₊ @moonstruckluver]

tried shooting myself but the spirit of santi gimenez took over me and i missed the shot

[MB @CouldbeBoogie]

Uber drivers accepting jobs and being nowhere near you is really becoming a problem

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

trying to use my phone on my work breaks starter pack

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

instagram needs to understand that i’d rather jump off the chrysler building than download threads

[dudermane @612jack]

1 good coworker is worth a thousand bitches

[El chicles @elkevinjaimes]

Como chingan con sus flores amarillas, mejor revísenle el teléfono a su wey y las que van a quedar amarillas son ustedes

[candela 🇦🇷 @ccrazyjm]

yo con cada foto q suben a ig d su flor

[NKM @thandomoeng]

this can't be the same year we watched fifa world cup in.

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

I’m very anti corporate and professionalism but somehow “don’t bring your iced coffee into an interview” makes sense to me and no it can’t really be justified but logistically it’s just like…don’t do that lol