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Melton Mowbray’s #2 buyer of ham, 2019

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@DaleJohnsonBBC Dale, is there an argument to say that the advantage had been squandered by the City player committing an offence? In which case the advantage is complete and the DOGSO red becomes a yellow?

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@Connor_LFC8

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@LFCHelp I’ve registered for today’s sale for my son and I but he has had an email saying there has been suspicious activity on his account so his registration for tickets has been cancelled, is this normal due to his age? He’s only 6 so he doesn’t even have access to it

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@maxrushden @guardian_sport Is this Group C the worst group of all time at a major tournament?

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This is just the absolute dream scenario

[Ali Maxwell @AliMaxwell_]

There’s a time and a place for cute defending, sometimes you just have to clear your lines!

Massive thanks to @leytonorientfc for the footage.

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@yourapocalypse No worries pal, enjoy the gig!

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@yourapocalypse Cool 👍 I’m just leaving Melton Mowbray so should be there in about 45 minutes, I’ll DM you when I’m parked. £18 ok? That’s what I paid for it

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@samcrane_ @SpanishLuvSongs I have one if you still need one

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@Kieranlewiss @rescuerooms @SpanishLuvSongs Hi mate, you still looking for a SLS ticket? Wife can’t make it so I’ve got a spare. Happy to do a FaceTime to prove I’m not a scammer, or meet and do cash on collection

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@mitch3721 @ImmaculateFooty Or top right, wasted two correct guesses there 🙄

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@PeterPenlid @polecat_the @Nurseborisbash I’ve never had a white collar office job and I’ve always had a paid lunch break too

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@polecat_the @Nurseborisbash But they don’t get paid for their lunch breaks. So those three 12.5 hour shifts are actually 11.5 hour shifts, and over the course of a 4 weeks that hour adds up to an extra shift.

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@fasc1nate drr drr drr

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@MrNishKumar What a wonderful kind of day

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@paul123pe @clrthrn More that C4 would have sacked off Fielding instead of promoting Dispatches and Bake Off at the same time

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@PostalService @RiotFest @dcfc @saltshedchicago Come to England you cowards

[Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel]

Today is the tenth anniversary of me opening up Football Manager 2013 and starting a new game with Dynamo Dresden.

I could never have imagined where that decision would take me over the following decade...

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@433

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@FourFourTwo Gerrard 2006