Michael Yeeton

Warrior Poet, Avid Frolfer, John Tesh enthusiast. A meme of despair. Surf's up

[player/coach @CMPunk]

A reminder that no one should harm children, or support an organization that supports and hides child molesters in its ranks. Morals. Lol.

[Michael Yeeton @jimzord]

@88cait @jackblack Hey!?

[Michael Yeeton @jimzord]

@ryanclassic @sarlokk @mickzord everything is sunny in Ottawa lol

[Michael Yeeton @jimzord]

Bae: Wanna sext?
Me: Sure!
Bae: K, you start!
Me: Ok! Imagine I'm Macaulay Culkin

[Michael Yeeton @jimzord]

Doesn't get much better than this!

[Michael Yeeton @jimzord]

@ashleeterra I'm just gonna use that line for everything now

[Michael Yeeton @jimzord]

How single am I you ask? I just had a glob of cheez whiz on my chin, and used a piece of bread to wipe it off... Then ate the bread.

[Michael Yeeton @jimzord]

Someone jestfully yelling a homophobic slur at a sleeping infant is actually wayyyyy funnier than it sounds. It's something most of you are probably just gonna have to trust me on.

[Michael Yeeton @jimzord]

My cat's breath smells like a fish dumpster

[Michael Yeeton @jimzord]

@ashleeterra Falsr, they are hilarious. Big tiddy moth gf? Gtfo!

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Cheers and then asked it to write a Cheers episode of its own. Here is the first page.

[Joe Thomas @joethomas73]

I’m so confident in my @cavs, if the @warriors win the 2018 NBA finals, I’ll buy anyone who retweets this a signed @StephenCurry30 gameworn jersey. Even you @RandallTime. @KingJames https://t.co/zsQp3LxGbu

[Randalltime @RandallTime]

If the Cleveland Cavaliers win the 2018 NBA finals I’ll buy everyone who retweet’s this a jersey...

[Michael Yeeton @jimzord]

I offered yo honey a ride home in the rental, I guess that mesmerized her cause she was blowing before the car started like a court ordered breathalyzer. #Bars #Bender

[Michael Yeeton @jimzord]

@ashleeterra Prolly better than daytime tv tho

[Michael Yeeton @jimzord]

@mayiathebee fair buff, best o'luck finding something good. :) it's a jungle out there.

[Michael Yeeton @jimzord]

@mayiathebee it's in Barrie, on John st. Near the Anne St. Beer store

[Michael Yeeton @jimzord]

@mayiathebee Are you going to school through the summer? You could apply at my work we are looking for summer students. It's factory work, but pays like 17 an hr