Joseph Sigillo

when you have something good to say, say it.

[jello siggyonthelow @mang0jell0]

i still think this is pretty cool

[Soup @soupinthering]

thinking about this luigi massoni vanity

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Date: What do you do?
Me *holds up menu* you just choose a meal from this book of food

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

i just think that weeping willows

[Rads @_radsy]

babies born in the hospital are delivered, babies born at home are DiGiorno

[Rads @_radsy]

[a woman in labor]
Woman: Just get the delivery over with already!
Doctor: Miss, this won't be delivery.
[pulls out pizza]
D: It's Digiorno.

[☠️ HAPPY ☠️ @happyroadkill]

with the sex pistols being trump supporters, dead kennedys praising mitt romney, and whoever tf ariel pink is joining in on storming the capitol, i felt the need to post this calvin & hobbes comic

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

I wish I could implant this into everyone’s brain

[mike shakro @shakroinbackrow]

Don’t order from grubhub/uber/doordash and fall under the impression you’re helping small businesses. They take all of the profit. Why do businesses offer it then? Because they feel they must in order to keep up with other venues and continue to turnover product. Just a quick PSA

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Nobody Panic: Bulbasaur Found A Gun https://t.co/DgwrEnh2va

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Bad News: Toad Died https://t.co/YuBr5RG3KI

[Joseph Sigillo @jingseph]

turns out I had one under my desk the whole time, guess I didn’t have to leave my room today after all

[Joseph Sigillo @jingseph]

I walked downstairs to get a binder

[Joseph Sigillo @jingseph]

about to check Twitter and enjoy my meatballs but now I realize, I still didn’t grab a binder

[Joseph Sigillo @jingseph]

@mang0jell0 @shakroinbackrow @halal_weeb just when I’m waking up, or falling asleep, then occasionally in between, but that’s it

[dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch]

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early

astronaut: moon's haunted

nasa employee: what?

astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted

[Koob @lilasthmaattack]

My job started playing Christmas music already. They don’t care about my mental health

[JSTJR @JSTJR]

ADHD is taking all my clothes off to go shower then stopping on the way to do something else and doing that thing for an hour naked