Jiross Lakey

Missionary on A Jesus Mission, ENFP-T, I like cortados and coffee from Kenya. But I REALLY like tea.

[Jiross Lakey @jirlakey]

Me: “Hi I’m Jiross”
Stranger: “What”
Me: “J-air-O-sssssss”
Stranger: “Spell it for me”
Me: “That actually doesn’t help”
Stranger: “Oh I’m a visual learner it’ll help me”
Me: **Spells my name for them like I’m at some kind of spelling bee**
Stranger:
Me:

[Jiross Lakey @jirlakey]

Does putting adaptogen mushroom powder in yesterday’s mocha (it was refrigerated, I’m not an animal) make up for the inch thick layer of chocolate sauce that was in there?

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I don’t like Greek yogurt but the antibiotics I took for my bronchitis has absolutely wreaked havoc on my insides so I’m now a Greek yogurt girly and I’m not happy about it.

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My first terrifying memory has got to be the 1994 movie Thumbelina, specifically the part where she gets kidnapped in the night by a frog and every scene after.

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@SpideyChex 24/7 sock weather. Socks to bed. Socks to the kitchen. Socks in the shower. Socks on your hands. You go to hug your wife, she’s a sock.

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SHEESH 😮‍💨🔥

[Film Daze @filmdaze]

Ke Huy Quan absolutely snapped

[Film Daze @filmdaze]

Ke Huy Quan absolutely snapped

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@SpideyChex Wait- HOW OFTEN? I need to know if it’s a white man thing

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I explained “setting spray” to my bf and his understandable concern was that I had just described sealant.

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@mike27356894 @albert12798 Mike out here doing the Lord’s work

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Hi sorry I’m not responding to your texts, sudoku has overtaken my life

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Extra turmeric & ginger to my smoothie, drinking apple cider vinegar & coconut water & 24 hours later: I’ve finally recovered from eating a piece of cake and drinking a Mike’s Hard Lemonade.

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@jordan_faker_ It worked!! 😂

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The Little Mermaid would’ve been great if you could actually see what was going on. The decision to go with a natural light look left me STRAINING esp. during the Ursula scenes.
Don’t get me wrong- I cried when Halle sang Part of Your World but I’m so upset about the lighting

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@UltraSinoic @Disney Yea! I’m afraid it’s to cover up bad cgi, I had hoped for better but tbh the little mermaid didn’t seem like the cgi was fully finished

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This is a psa to add port to your nightly tart cherry beverage

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@mollymcghee Your Filipino friends have done you a disservice in not introducing you to the term “mamsir”

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@makeoutparty_ OMG 😭 that scene is so dreamy

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I’d like to thank The Rescuers Down Under for my obsession with champagne coupe glasses

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Stroopwaffles are just Nature Valley granola bars but with a tiny layer of caramel that’s somehow just as dry as the cookie.

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It’s women’s day so do we get free stuff today or what