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[FIORE @drakebonergif]

i’ve started farting at work. i don’t even fucking care anymore.

[josh @joshypooper]

shaving my entire body to write an email

[q-type @qtypee]

jetpack joyride porn has ruined my life.

[trap dad @dude_gang]

white people be like my dog has psoriasis

[Blaire @pissshit90001]

Who up not giving a Rat’s Ass

[Dr. Bооb @freezingflesh]

I’m high as fuck and mexican

[corb @awshuqs]

*pulling her panties to the side* who is this diva?

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

It's crackin in Taiwan, but I'm gettin a massage and this lady put this Hot ass oil on my back sooo I'm about to fart..#GetBack

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

Mr.EatThatPussyFromTheBack has logged on

[gex @severalbird]

taking a plan B after jacking off

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

off 2 pills and i feel like mega mewtwo y

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

shooting plumes of smoke out of my pussy

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

siri’s pussy probably smells like thermal paste

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

burning my pussy on my george foreman grill for no reason

[coolguy15 @boomhotdog2]

i need some pussy and a milkshake

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

mike wazowski i’m gonna cum in you

[coolguy15 @boomhotdog2]

i left my penis at work 😭😭