August West

Can’t believe how strange it is to be anything at all. SR❤️

[giraffe @neckincrisis]

I’ll take care of it

[jackson 🇪🇸 @jacksonicide]

The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir

[🍺man (Realist) @kcsports69]

Democrats and Republicans who claim they hate each other when it’s time to pass a 2 trillion dollar aid package for Israel

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

The United States if every state was named like West Virginia

[TSA @TSA]

“It’s not on your website”

Oh, ok... apologies, we didn’t realize you were going to bring part of a FIRE HYDRANT to the airport.

[August West @jj_parke]

@DoorDash has to be the worst company in the world.

[Acid House Hospital @darkmusick_]

white people be like this song was on tony hawk's pro skater

[Science Magazine @ScienceExpand]

3.14 means we will meet again

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Big fan of how his eyes just do whatever the hell they want

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

Oh, you beat me in the primary? Well MY grandpa had a girl’s name! Welcome to boxing!

[Matt McCusker @mattwritesbooks]

Hoping everyone has an extraordinarily chill Friday that bleeds into a low-key Saturday charged with subtle erotic energy.

[Quentin @Tangrenin]

Brushing our teeth is a basic thing we all do and yet every time I see someone brush their teeth for the first time at some point they do a most bizarre, most uniquely unhinged thing that reminds me how brittle my conception of normalcy is

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Gen Z is gonna be just fine I think

[doomer @uncledoomer]

1800s doctors diagnosis be like:

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Arguably the best type of bar in America

[Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast @AreYouGarbage]

Van secured. Tour starts next week 🚌

[Jeff Sunday @TheDegenWeekly]

This might be the best SNL skit in the last 20 years