J.J.

[Alex PalomBOO 👻 @AlexPalombo]

Even crazier, 4 of those guys are still in the Senate today

[J.J. @jjen1016]

@meghann24xo @SecondAmendment @TSA I also experienced this earlier this year with buying some rubs in Texas. Had a b*mb squad called over with tsa. That was a fun day….

[Kristen @Kica333]

My hobbies include:

1. Going home
2. Being at home
3. Wishing I was at home

[📖🎧ྀི @inkandseerah]

everytime a book gets adapted into a movie, they start using the movie poster as the book cover and it's honestly the ugliest thing in the world

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[Softboy @softcreateee]

spelling my name wrong in an email when my email has my name IN IT, is one of the most annoying forms of microagression

[Neet @neet_sol]

The reason 9-5 offices are so cold is because you’re surrounded by the ghosts of people’s dead hopes and dreams

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

I dislike people that grab you when they laugh hard... unhand me you goblin.

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

"Please see the cashier inside" Sure thing, I'm going to see them in my rearview as I drive to another gas station

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i think if i worked all day and came home and saw a grown ass man waiting for me to cook him something I would literally lose it

[J.J. @jjen1016]

@RickAllenracing @AmericanAir @AmericanAir is the absolute worst. They canceled my flight home from Spain saying “we missed our flight” but they could track that we were on it. We were stranded in Spain for an extra day dealing with the fall out. Absolutely no help from the airlines. No apologies. Nothing.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this drip

[lexiegrey @lexegreys]

hope this doesn’t interrupt greys anatomy’s filming schedule

[Lachlan Phillips exo/acc 👾 @bitcloud]

Low key, this is when it all started to go wrong.

Load bearing planet.

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

the blood would still find a way to escape and stain the entire world

[Sam G @ItsSamG]

It’s my dad’s time to shine

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

me: please print this thing for me

printer: absolutely not

[𝘚𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 ⋆.𖥔⚔️ @gildfae]

Girls be like “I needed this” and it’s just a Lord of the Rings marathon

[Enii 🌻 COMMS OPEN 🌻 @Enii_draws]

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