Jason Kamphaugh

Living life, eating too much, sleeping too little.

[Memes vs. Football @memesvsfootball]

USA after finding out their next 3 opponents to the final

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@GudimJason Attaboy

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Oh, man. There's a _ton_ of people who are about to regret some tattoos.

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@BobCratchitt Welcome back to the States, Andee! Have a fun and safe trip!

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@ZKForTre I would think sitting in that heat for 80 minutes would cause their resting heart rate to drop to the 0 range.

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@CJPhillips1982 Thanks for everything, Chris!

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@CJPhillips1982 Hi, Mr. Phillips! Thank you for another season of coverage. Hope you're able to relax a bit during the off season.

[KWWL @KWWL]

The University of Northern Iowa is launching a one-year accelerated Bachelor of Science in Nursing program this August. It's designed for career changers and those with existing college credits to help meet Iowa's growing demand for nurses. https://t.co/srLV066U7I

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@KWWL Huh. Why is Iowa in need of more nurses? It's a mystery we'll never be able to solve, I guess.

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@jayaygum I think they might have just accidentally admitted to being an alcoholic.

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

Actually, the rockhopper penguin agreed with Pope Gregory's plan in 1582 to restore the vernal equinox to March 21, the date it first occurred in 325 CE.

So they know about today.

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@Britannica @MerriamWebster In fairness, @thewritertype did say "most" in the original tweet, so I'm sure the rockhoppers were accounted for.

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For the people in the back!

EVERY
SPORTING
EVENT
IS
BETTER
WHEN
CALLED
BY
KEVIN
HARLAN!

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@jayaygum

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@GudimJason Good list, but you forgot Three Amigos

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@PowerTripKFAN Link: https://t.co/87eg56ucFn

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@PowerTripKFAN

I thought he knew when to walk away!

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@GudimJason Fantastic. I knew you had it in you