Jesse Schaefer

This is for whining about traffic, right?

[Jesse Schaefer @jjschaefer321]

Dear Maryland drivers,

The left lane is for passing.

Kindly,
Driver behind you

[Getty @GettyMuseum]

We challenge you to recreate a work of art with objects (and people) in your home.

🥇 Choose your favorite artwork
🥈 Find three things lying around your house⠀
🥉 Recreate the artwork with those items

And share with us.

[Erin Sullivan @sullivem]

millennials don’t own homes because this quiznos commercial put a hex on us as children

[Jesse Schaefer @jjschaefer321]

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[Rowan News @RowanNews]

#ICYMI: Atlantic City native gives @RowanUniversity $3M to start therapy dog program - https://t.co/BQRo67ZAT0 via @thepressofac

[Jesse Schaefer @jjschaefer321]

Preach. 🙌

[Carlos A. Rodríguez @CarlosHappyNPO]

Christmas is about believing what a woman said about her sex life.

Christmas is about a family finding safety as asylum seekers.

Christmas is about a child in need receiving support from the wealthy.

Christmas is about God identifying with the marginalized, not the powerful.

[Jesse Schaefer @jjschaefer321]

@geoff_boyardee ALWAYS.

[bradlee @boujeesIut]

[takes my eyes off my sims for 5 seconds]
my sims:

[Jesse Schaefer @jjschaefer321]

LT: Yes, I came out of Twitter hibernation for that one. Love a good #fundraising tip! 🙌🏽

[Jesse Schaefer @jjschaefer321]

“Donors don’t want all 🌈 and🦄. They want SUBSTANCE. Share with them the challenges facing your institution.” #casesiefr #philanthropy

[Jesse Schaefer @jjschaefer321]

Teacher brings third- and fourth-grade students to his Johns Hopkins graduation https://t.co/3mSKUErwHU

[Jesse Schaefer @jjschaefer321]

96-Year-Old Secretary Quietly Amasses Fortune, Then Donates $8.2 Million https://t.co/uBA1xMLh0Z
#philanthropy

[Jesse Schaefer @jjschaefer321]

Silicon Valley donors believe in general support! "That’s how money flows in their world: Venture capitalists invest in businesses as a whole." https://t.co/zzf8YTftd5 #fundraising #philanthropy

[Jesse Schaefer @jjschaefer321]

What If Martin Luther King Jr. Was Never Assassinated? https://t.co/9jbJjWSsj9 via @NatGeo

[Captain Mark Kelly @CaptMarkKelly]

Actually, it's @USDOT, @FAANews, & @NASA —and especially the airlines— who deserve credit for this. But, if you're going to take credit for zero airline deaths in 2017 then you should take responsibility for the tens of thousands of gun deaths, too. #lawsmatter https://t.co/vnSPBo76LF

[Mayor Bernard C. Jack Young @mayorbcyoung]

This morning Mayor Pugh announced that on February 1st and 2nd, the City will give a parking amnesty to residents. For 2 days only, residents will be able to pay unpaid parking citations for the original face value. Waiving any late penalties that may have occurred.

[Jesse Schaefer @jjschaefer321]

"Creativity is broadly distributed. Opportunity is not.” Lost Einsteins: The Innovations We’re Missing https://t.co/DTk6xTocuk

[Monmouth Men's Soccer @MonmouthSoccer]

GOOOOAALLLLLL! Schaefer puts Monmouth in front 1-0 in the 4th minute on Areman's fifth assist of the season.

[Kate Bennett @KateBennett_DC]

just gave a skittles to this kid in his “costume.” don’t ever change, 2017.

[Conrad Hackett @conradhackett]

Occasional reminder: Half of all Americans live in the red counties, half live in the orange counties

[Betsey Stevenson @BetseyStevenson]

When I was 5, I ran a high fever on Halloween & stayed home. A neighbor gave me half her candy, teaching me the value of compassion & generosity. https://t.co/J8bwYOnjFK

[Justin Fenton @justin_fenton]

This was already scheduled, as Congress mandated in 1992 that all assassination documents be released within 25 years, with Oct. 26 as the release date https://t.co/ENlvskvdo4

[Jesse Schaefer @jjschaefer321]

#noshame @simplehuman is just that good 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 https://t.co/fboHSYvN1X